Radio Geo’s Media Blog (Don’t It Make You Feel Like Crying) #6, 3/20/23.

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Recently, I was telling a female acquaintance of mine about an encounter I had in an airport Dwight Yoakam, and the legendary Buck Owens which I wrote about in the book, “Guitars & Radio & Wild Wild Women.”

During our discussion, the topic of why there were more male country stars than female stars came up.
My theory is, women hear their girlfriends whining and crying about breakups all the time so they don’t wanna hear them sing about it too. However, the only time they hear a man cry is on a record.

I can only recall crying twice in my life, and yes, both were provoked by women.
My first one was when I wasn’t feeling well at work, so I came home early to take a nap.

As I was dosing off, the phone rang, so when nobody else got it, I finally answered, and it turned out to be our family, Doctor.
He immediately said, “Mr. Johns, the tests are back, and I’m sorry to say that your daughter has Mononucleosis or Leukemia; we won’t know which one until we do some more tests.”

I didn’t even know Candis had been to the Doctor, so I went into total shock, and all I could do was cry.

We immediately took her to a specialist who immediately said to me as we entered his office, “Mr. Johns, your daughter doesn’t have Leukemia, which I know because, unfortunately, I’ve seen too many that do.

The second time I cried was when we proudly, or so I thought, bought our first big home. (Shown on top)
It was located in Carmel, Indiana, on a tree-filled acre lot with a creek running through it. Oh, it also had a large deck with a pool and spa out back.

Pretty cool, right? However, one day, my wife decided to say,” You know the only reason we live in this house is for you, don’t you?”
I was so angry and disheartened that all I could do was break down and cry.

That incident changed me so much that when we moved to California, where I started my own business, I bought an even bigger house and didn’t run it by anybody. (see below)

GEO’S LIFE-LINERS

I think hybrid is the way to go; there are too many uncertainties about the availability, let alone the electricity price.

For the life of me, I can’t figure out how they figure out that the financial chaos we’re going through is still Trump’s fault. When do we start looking at slow Joe?

Speaking of Joe, when will he start working on the economy instead of spending most of his time on climate change?

I don’t think that all women are pro-choice.

Does showbiz create addicts or attract them?

I wish the egomaniacs who over-celebrate when they do something decent could hear what we say about them when they fuck up.

When opportunity knocks, you better be prepared to answer quickly; it doesn’t hang around.

I’m for all that’s good and against all that’s bad.

If you don’t stand for something or somebody, they’re gonna come for you.

I love how the recording industry claims that  Napster, Spotify, etc., hurt the artist when they were the first to hurt them.

The only people I allow to get in my face are my daughters, but even they occasionally abuse the privilege. 

Our quest as humans on this planet is to distance ourselves from the Animal kingdom, but I think it’s getting pretty obvious that we’re not succeeding.

Can you imagine how many women are trying to get introduced to Tom Brady?

When Rich Stevens (RIP), on WFTL, asked Randy Bachman how he pronounced his name, Randy said, “I’m Randy Backman of Bachman Turner Overdrive.”

No matter what, there are always consequences.

If you can do anything you want, what do you do?

Progress doesn’t need permission.

There’s no money in being politically correct.

Most babies look like their fathers when they’re born. Thank God mine quickly took on their Mother’s appearance.

Where are there more homeless, California or Florida? (% of the population)

To see how this all turns out, Michael Irwin should read my blog from February 02/23 entitled, “Once Accused, You Lose.”

COMMENTS

Robin: Hi George, I do not disagree with you – I can imagine women who want to get pregnant by the wealthy men they encounter – again, sad.  But vasectomies would handle that immediately.   And, in terms of men having rights over the pregnancies of the women they have been with – it is unfair to my thinking if a woman wants to terminate and the man would love to be a father, it’s heartbreaking for the man.  All of this in prayer for the peace of heart and mind that can offer a little more wisdom over the physical pleasure that leads to more than either party could foresee.  And for those of us who delight in family and are parents, amen.
I wish I had the magic wand to make it all better…..I do pray for all the pain and confusion surrounding sex as a weapon, sex as income, sex as a tool for manipulation, sex as violence, or as power/control over someone – because, in my theology, it was called to be a gift between people.  So, the dialogues, debates, and prayers will continue.  I am happy that you made good choices and have wonderful kids. (Punishment or Blessing?)
Geo: Well put, Robin. Much as I don’t much like growing old, I wouldn’t want to be a young person trying to make my way now.

Jed Duval: Having visited the Eisenhower farm just west and south of Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, I think Ike and Mamie saved their money, but I do not believe Ike became wealthy by being President. The home is modest, befitting Eisenhower’s place in the Army and Mamie’s custom of entertaining people and military folk from their days of rising through the ranks. I would recommend to anyone visiting Kansas a stop at the Eisenhower Museum / Library and home in Abilene. I came away with higher regard for Eisenhower, thinking his contributions to the American story, like Truman’s, are underrated. (Soup Du Jour)
Geo: Both Ike and Harry had reasons for wanting to be President, Jed, but unlike today, money sure wasn’t one of them.

Bill McDonald: Nothing bigger than father/daughter. Nothing better. Happy to see you are so blessed, George. (Camera Anne)
Geo: True Dat!

Tom Hoyt: Wow! How well I remember the parking lot surprise! Please tell her that story and wish her a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY from Uncle Tom, me, not the cabin!! (Camera Anne)
Geo: I’ll never forget the look on your face, Tom. 🙂

Bill Gardner: I can hear Reg’s voice saying, “I’ve heard all your stories. Just get on with your liners.” Hilarious!
And for those of you who read this and haven’t met or worked with Reg Johns, trust me, there are TWO brilliant Johns brothers! I’ve had the pleasure of working for both. Love you, guys!
Geo: Bill, it was a pleasure getting you coffee as you worked your magic on the radio. I’m sure Reg agrees.
Bill: Gardner: You’re way too kind, George. I do know that my on-air successes got a little more magical each time I worked with a man named “Johns.” Both of you are incredibly brilliant at providing leadership when you sometimes don’t even know it’s happening! I’m guessing that’s also called “inspiration.” (This One’s For My Brother)
Geo: Now you’ve got me blushing, Bill. 🙂

Doug Herman: “No, Dad, if you’re sweating, you don’t know what you’re doing.” That, or you’re waiting for the first rating book on a new format you’ve rolled out that everybody said would never work, but you’re pretty sure you knew better. (This One’s For My Brother)
Geo: I “sweated” a couple or three of those books, Doug.
Doug Herman: Haven’t we all? Jack McCoy and I occasionally had to turn to Scotch when we turned loose a new, un-tried promotion on somebody’s major market station.
Geo: I think I was that “Somebody” for a couple of them, Doug. 🙂

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Radio Geo’s Media Blog (The Joker) #8, 3/25/23

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Tonight, my Daughter Cami and I are heading to the Pompano Amphitheater to see the Steve Miller Band.
We both like a bunch of Steve’s songs, which is rare for a Father and a Daughter, so of course, we gotta go. Hell, we even text each other whenever one of Steve’s tunes comes on anywhere.

Also, another cool thing is before the show, we get to hang out with my new friend from the band, Kenny Lee Lewis.
Being an old rocker, I love talking shop with guys like Kenny, who is still out there rockin’ it.

When I was figuring out how to purchase the tickets online, I started thinking about the time I saw the Steve Miller Band at a Jazz Festival in Aspen, Colorado.
I was staying with my friends, the Hilliards, in their beautiful home near the top of the mountain.

Being an avid runner back then, I decided to go for a little run the morning of the concert.
However, before heading out, I arranged with Patricio, who took care of the house and stuff, to pick me up in about a half-hour near the bottom of the mountain. (The run down the mountain was going to be fun, but there was no way I could run it back up)

As I began, I couldn’t help but marvel at all the gorgeous scenery surrounding me as I sucked in the wonderful Mountain air.
About five minutes into my downward trek, the riff to Jet Airliner suddenly echoed its way up the mountain to me. How cool was that?

My timing couldn’t have been better because they were doing a soundcheck, and the mountain served as a gigantic megaphone.
Jet Airliner only lasted about thirty seconds before they went right into The Joker, followed by Take The Money and Run, Abracadabra, Rock’n Me, Fly like Eagle, Swingtown, Jungle Love, and more.

As good as the concert was, later that night, there was no way it could match the mini concert I heard that morning.
Some of my all-time favorites were wafting up at me as I ran, so I couldn’t help but pick up the pace, which made the whole experience breathtaking in more ways than one.

RADIO GEO’S LIFE-LINERS

Social Media is the new Wayne’s World; it tends to make losers look like winners.

You choose happiness. It doesn’t choose you.

One of my favorite movies of all time is Amadeus. It taught me the difference between creative people and gifted folks. If you don’t understand it, you can’t coach it.

Speaking of coaching, I always tried to convince the air talent that doing a good on-air bit is like trying to sell your house. If your entrance isn’t attention-getting, it will be a tough sell.

I don’t worry about just poor black people; I worry about all poor people.

What I love about songwriting is that when a new song is written, it occupies a space that never existed before. 

Why do people think that their tale of woe is unique? It ain’t. 

Is it nature or nurture?

I have my memories about how my parents raised me, so I can only wonder what my kid’s memories are gonna be.

The only thing better than being a kid at Christmas is your being Santa Clause.

We’re all running out of time, so we better get after it, huh?

If you liked John Legend as Jesus in “Jesus Christ Super Star,” you’ll love Tom Cruise as Martin Luther King in “I’ve Got a Dream.”

Now that Ryan Seacrest’s old co-host, Ellen K, is kicking his ass on the radio in LA, I wonder how excited he was when he was inducting her into the National Radio Hall of Fame? He probably thought, “Yeah, but they still pay me more.”

The biggest difference between someone being sexy or sensuous is I can handle sexy.

I’m a hell of a lot more creative when I’m angry.

One of the big differences between men and women is when a man hits 40, his future is just beginning, but a woman is already living hers.

I’m not sure that having the ability to sing is a good thing. It’s a gift that doesn’t give you much. Hell, It’s easier to play in the NFL or the NBA than it is to make it as a singer.

Why isn’t President Biden speaking out against the oil companies like the rest of America?

I long for the days of Slick Willy and Ronnie. Trump’s too much, and Biden’s too little.

Once an affair is discovered, who hangs in there longer, the husband or the wife?

I love it when a singer is so good that their appearance doesn’t matter.

How many NBA or NFL players give back to their communities?

I remember a Fairbanks management conference where Jim Hilliard said, “Intelligent people reasonably informed seldom disagree.” There was silence in the room until KVIL’s Jerry Bobo said, “Jim, you lost me at intelligent.”

The media love to scare us; I just read that they’ve spotted an asteroid on the other side of the sun that may threaten Earth a thousand years from now. Color me terrified.

I’m not sure that it’s still true, but when I lived in Canada, lottery wins were tax-free.

COMMENTS

George Ferko: King Edward?? The figurehead who abdicated the throne after 326 days as King? I’d say Wallis Simpson had little influence. Juan Peron and Evita?? Juan was elected el-Presidente in 1947, and Evita was a powerful influence during her husband’s first term. But she died in 1952. Juan, meanwhile, was elected to a second term. After a couple of military dictatorships, Juan was elected to a third term when he returned from exile in 1973. He thus became President long after Evita’s death. As far as Reagan listening to Nancy or Prince Harry (another figurehead) listening to Meghan, I have no idea what the wives’ influence was or is. Do you? Or is conjecture the best you can do? In any event, you miss the big picture. You can always find isolated instances of where a wife of a politician influenced her husband. Jill comes to mind. Michelle too. But the passage of the 19th Amendment passed the Senate 56-25 and the House 304-89. It was then ratified by the required 3/4ths of states in near record time. With the 19th Amendment, men voluntarily relinquished their monopoly on political power—by huge margins. This fact should not be overlooked. Let me apologize in advance for writing another dissertation. But things are not always as simple as you present them in your “Life-Liners.” (Radio Geo’s Media Blog)
Geo: No apology needed, George; I appreciate your comments. My Life-Liners are not intended to simplify life; I’m trying to provoke some out-of-the-box thinking instead of the usual far-right or ultra-left opinions we boringly have to suffer through. 

Earl Mann: ANOTHER GOOD ONE, GEORGE. SO MANY INSIGHTS. SO CLEVER. (Soup Du Jour)
Geo: My goal was always to be at least one day ahead of you guys, Earl, but it was tuff sleddin’.

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Radio Geo’s Media Blog (“The World”) #7, 2/13/23

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Old pal Bob Christy and I were talking the other day about how sad it is that most of the legendary stations we grew up with are already gone.
You know, great ones like KCBQ in San Diego, KHJ in LA, KGO in San Francisco, WLS in Chicago, KJR in Seattle, CKLW in Detroit, WMAL in Washington, WIBC and WNAP in Indianapolis, CKY in Winnipeg, and CHUM in Toronto.

The demise of great radio stations can usually be traced back to new owners taking control.
What I wonder about, though, is how many radio people spotted the moment one of the great ones began to go south as I did when KVIL was about to fall.

When Blair bought KVIL, the only change was Mr. Fairbanks was no longer involved.
Jim Hilliard was still in charge of the same staff, and I remained on as a consultant.

However, later on, when CBS purchased KVIL, Jim Hilliard’s and my services were no longer required.
They, of course, knew better, so they put one of their guys in as the new program director.

Before long, the new PD told management that Chapman was killing him because Ron was too old to do what he wanted done.
CBS, thinking that he may still have some financial value left, moved him to KLUV, which was their oldies station.

Lo and behold, the new PD turned out to be right because when the new rating book came out, Ron did kill him.
Unfortunately, KVIL never recovered and is still free-falling.

Upon his retirement, and after being inducted into three Radio Halls of Fame, Ron and his wife, Nance, fulfilled their lifelong dream by buying a two-bedroom Condo aboard the ship “The World,”
The World, of course, lived up to its name by sailing around the world each and every year.

While circumnavigating the globe, The World would dock at all the major events being held in various cities, which was very exciting.  
The system worked this way: each New Year’s Day, all the condo owners would vote on what city they would like to be docked at the following New Year’s.

Once the destination was agreed upon, the Captain would then plot a course that would take them a whole year to get to. How cool was that?
However, the second time they sailed by the Great Wall of China, Ron turned to Nance and said, “Can you get me off this fucking Merry Go Round?”

(“The World” is pictured on top, and Ron & Me below in Chicago just after I inducted him into the National Radio Hall of Fame. RIP, Ron.)

RADIO GEO’S LIFE-LINERS

Sadly, a lot of folks in nursing homes all have the same regret of not having the balls to take more risks during their life. Unfortunately, their caution imprisoned them in a boring life, which led them to this boring place where their boring lives would soon end.

Did you know that four of the most dangerous cities in the world are right here in America? Isn’t that pathetic?

I recently took my daughter Cami to see Stevie Nicks for her birthday, and I noticed three things: Cami was the youngest there, most of the audience were women, and everybody was white.

If I was in Chicago, I think I’d be safer with the Mob in Little Italy than with the thugs in the Southside. At least the Mob has a code of honor.

So goes CHR, so goes radio.

Do all women want abortion to be legal?

Happiness occurs when saying what you mean, meaning what you say, and doing what you say all come together at the same time.

There is no lack of ideas; everybody has one. The hard part is choosing the good one.

Why do radio executives make more money now than when radio was doing well?

In the real world, I’m nothing, but in my world, I’m everything. Hell, I star in all my stories. 🙂

The harder to achieve, the bigger the reward.

I’m not a Biden fan, but I thought it was a brilliant move during his State of The Union address to claim that the Republicans wanted to do away with Medicare and Social Security.

Wow, the Chiefs come back to win the Super Bowl. Patrick Mahomes may have already earned a spot in the Hall of Fame.

In 1964, when the Beatles made their first appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show, 73 million people watched, which must have included most criminals because the crime rate in America went down.

COMMENTS

Robin Blair: Hi George – speaking of pregnancies, how lovely your daughters are. I have many thoughts on the abortion debate, and yes, if a woman carries a child to full term and new life – the one who did not wear a sleeve unless he wanted to be a father, helps to financially support the child and the one rearing that child. I am exhausted from all the birth control being the woman’s responsibility.
Why not have vasectomies for all men from age 15-16? The sperm would be cataloged and saved for when he wanted to be a father. No messing with hormones for either party in the baby-making or the pleasure-making event. Abortion debate over. Only make children when you decide to. And there always be the option not to have the vasectomy, but then you will surely be responsible for any pregnancies, and no excuses. And be ready for lots of “no thanks.”
Women have been called terrible names, disenfranchised from communities, and left to hold the huge changes in their lives alone because men just take off with the words, “I’m expecting…” and they disappear. I cannot tell you how many women I have listened to over the years whose men just – left. It is of course, complex, and I don’t mean to over-simplify, but seriously, fellas, your turn to be the birth control, intentional pregnancy person.
Ok, waiting for the guys to tell me how crazy this is. (Punished or Blessed?)
Geo: Not crazy at all, Robin, but being a man and dealing with the fact that we have no say in the matter while women have choices backed by laws doesn’t seem fair. Do you know how many women are trying to get professional athletes to impregnate them? Hey, if a woman wants to get pregnant, it’s done; they have the God-given power. Also, I think more Men than not take care of their responsibilities; I know I did. 

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