Geo’s Media Blog. (Ask The Pastor) 4/25/22

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Just before the British invasion in Winnipeg, CKY had the Yankee invasion.
The station had recently hired Jimmy Darin to be their new program director, and he, in turn, had hired fellow Americans Gary Todd, Chuck Dann, and Dean Scott.
(Gary, Jim, Dean, and me pictured on top, and me as a rookie at CKY-FM pictured at the bottom.)

At the time I was a part-time board op and for whatever reason, luckily, Jim took me under his wing.
Right from the get-go, I learned how big-time radio worked, and before long, I was producing and writing promos and also producing some radio programs.

Jim was only in Canada for a short period of time but nonetheless he changed Canadian Radio forever.
Some of the Hall of Fame legends that Jim influenced while he was in Winnipeg were, J Robert Wood, Chuck McCoy, Gary Russell, Daryl ‘B’, Rick Hallson, and Bob McMillan. Hell, even Warren Cosford who worked across the street at CJOB claimed that he was inspired by Jim.
(Gary Russell, J Robert Wood, Me, and Chuck McCoy, pictured above all worked at CKY.)

One of the more interesting projects Jim assigned me back then was a Sunday night talk show called “Ask the Pastor” which was not unlike, “Dear Abby.”
The way it worked was, the folks would call the Pastor and tell him about their problems (primarily romantic), and he would offer up his advice.

Some of his solutions were religious in nature, but interestingly enough, most were not.
However, before I got to produce my first show, I had to meet with Jim to discuss how he wanted the whole thing to go.

At that meeting, Jim told me that the reason he wanted me on the already popular show was that he thought that I could make it even bigger. 
He went on to explain that not all of the callers will be legitimate but the “phony calls” will be hard to spot because they will be well-thought-out and scripted.

The caller, he went on to say, will begin his phone charade with an elaborate story about a love gone wrong.
However, when the pastor begins to offer up his advice, the caller will “punk” him with some vile and disgusting language.

“Ah, I get it, Jim,” I said, “You want me to have my hand on the trigger and be ready to cut these jokers off before they even get started?”
“Not so fast squirrel,” he says, “You and I are programmers and what programmers do is get ratings.”

He continued by saying, “Now, the only way I know how to get ratings is by giving the listeners what they want, and what they want is for you to leave all that filthy language on the air for as long as possible.
In fact,” he claimed, “The slower you fade out their disgusting phone calls, the faster our ratings will rise.”

Jim who later went on to run a group and then own his own radio stations now adamantly denies that our “Ask the Pastor” meeting ever took place.
He claims now that our meeting was merely a figment of my imagination. Right, Jimmy!!!
GEO’S LIFE-LINERS
Hopefully, all the Superstars who get heavily involved with drugs and alcohol don’t expect us to feel sorry for them?

It’s ok to make mistakes but just not the same ones over and over again.

A habit is much easier to continue with than a commitment is.

Media of the past has never recognized the media of the future

If you ever reach the point where you finally understand women, you may have to be killed.

When I was a kid, all my dreams were pretty stupid because none were based on reality. Amazingly enough, they all came true.

Radio makes its own choices and suffers the consequences.

Winning ain’t everything; standing for something is everything.

For every Yin, there’s a Yang, so there must be something good about Global Warming?

The only people making decent money today are those who decide what we make.

Aren’t CFOs just scorekeepers? Why do we let them in the game?

Other than taking a knee, what else have these rich athletes done for their communities?

Almost all talent comes from the dark side but much too often, the dark side wins.

There are six sides to every story which means that Republican and Democrat supporters are missing five of them.

COMMENTS
Chris “CB” McCarty: Hey George,
How are you? Great blog, and speaking of you “leaving it all behind to do radio in America,” I have an idea I’m kicking around in my head and wanted to ask your opinion. I’ve got a new song I wrote and recorded called “Children of America,” and it’s getting some great responses from a few music friends in Nashville and even my old songwriting partner Steve Miller. I also think it could be re-recorded by a male country artist (maybe even Kid Rock now that he’s on a Nashville record label) and maybe even as a duet with the brilliant young Canadian country artist Lindsey Ell. Who knows, maybe Steve would get in on the fun, and I’d love to see something happen right away.
I think the current Nike controversy and the ‘taking a knee’ issue might even help my very ‘American’ song get some traction in country radio and, especially, for the upcoming holiday season. I guess that’s about it for now, and keep on writing those sizzling great blogs!
Here’s the link to stream and/or download “Children of America”
https://mccartyondylan.bandcamp.com/track/children-of-america

Ken LeMann: A Centrist? Really, George?? That’s a label you’ve assigned to yourself so as not to turn away a small percentage of progressive readers, isn’t it? Liz Crokin is like Joyce Kaufman proclaiming Trump to be a sweet guy. There are just as many negatives she could have listed on his resume, some of which we’re just now learning about.
Pre-president Trump was, at the very least, a con man, more than likely a criminal and possibly a traitor. But, oh, let’s not disparage the poor man.
This is the same guy David Letterman chose as his favorite buffoon during The Late, Late Show era. They’d get him to do and say all sorts of ridiculous things because Trump loves attention. That’s the key to all of it.
I’ll admit, “The Donald’s” immigration policies are similar to what I agree with, which also happen to be very similar to Obama’s – other than the wall. But I think it’s important to remember, too, that Obama came into office with a severe global financial crisis on his plate in 2008 inherited from W, who foolishly suspended banking/housing regulations. Obama and the legislative branch got us out of it, thank goodness. When Trump took office, all he had to do was tear Obama a new one. And so he has. (Unthinkable Trump)

Irene Nys Lester: I last saw Bill Wakeman about 10 to 12 years ago. He was with his wife and was entertaining a group of TCI alumni at a restaurant. We used to get together once a year, but I haven’t heard of any more get-togethers in years. They were quite good and apparently did this for a living. I’m sorry he’s gone; we have lost many good people, including my husband.

Ivan Braiker: I am just catching up on email after numerous trips. Just saw this blog and was very surprised and pleased to have earned a little ink in your blog. I always valued and enjoyed our time together! A non-stop learning season for each and every discussion!
Keep up these blogs I enjoy all the info! (Do You Believe In Magic?)

Michael Gillespie: I don’t have to click on the picture – I can hear the Jury in my head! I can “hear” the acoustics and recognize the room where it was recorded! Or I could walk over and open my box of treasured ’45s’ and hold it to my forehead. (Not Guilty – The Jury)

Anita Mitchell: I started to work at WDW before we opened and graduated in the first Walt Disney World University class. Mike Vance was absolutely one of the best in training, and after years of attending a lot of lectures like this, he still rates as one of the best. (There Are 6 Sides To Every Story)

Bill Stairs: Face it you poor victim…   You LOVE being scammed, hosed, taken to the cleaner and road hard, and put away wet! I couldn’t keep track…..how many times have you been married? (Scam Alert)
Geo: Only once Bill, it’s all I could afford.

Merilee McKnight: Wow. Candis’s voice is beautiful George. For some reason, there is a lot I never knew about you and your career. I do remember you and Lana having Candis. I probably just forgot that you also had a son. You must have had your band when I was around, but I don’t remember. Ben left in 72 – 73 so all your career successes and future relationships and family were not known to me. The odd time I saw Ben he would mention the family updates, so I was surprised to read your blogs. You have done well my friend. (Candis)
Geo: Life’s been good to me, Merilee.

Bill Gardner: As I mentioned in my email swap with you, I started at 26K per year with Fairbanks in ’74, with an inflation app saying that’s 151K today. Feels better.
Geo: Knowing you, Bill, you’ve probably still got that 26K.

Angela Manfredi: I read this with wonder
It filled me with glee
The travels, the stations…
And little ol’ me! Your coaching is brilliant
Your humor, divine
I appreciate your wisdom
And that you enjoy wine! We’re lucky to know you
I apply your technique
No DJ delivery
Just pure Magnifique! (Or will be soon:-) (Rhyming My Life Away)
Geo: Angela, I love this almost as much as I love working with you.

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Geo’s Media Blog (It’s Only Temporary) Part 2 2/14/22

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When I was the corporate consultant for Fairmont Communications, I often traveled to Detroit to meet with legendary morning man, Jim Harper at WNIC.
Jim was also the Program Director which as I said in Part 1, I was happy about because he’d be too busy to argue about music.
 (Jim pictured with me on top and cutting a car commercial below.)

We developed a unique friendship that began out of mutual respect that still exists to this day.
In fact, we’re thinking of doing a podcast together entitled, “Jim Harper has some questions about Geo’s Media Blog.”

Meanwhile, back to my story. On one of my visits to WNIC, I was up bright and early listening to Jim’s show when a particular commercial caught my attention.
After meeting up with Jim later that morning, I asked if he would introduce me to the station’s Sales Manager?

Once seated in the SM’s office I said, “Could you take me to the Ford Dealership that you’re currently running commercials for?”
Surprised, he asked why and I told him that I wanted to buy 5 or 6 cars.

Shocked, he asked, “Why do you need that many cars?”
I told him that I planned on keeping one of them in Detroit to use during my visits and ship the rest of them back to San Diego.

When he asked what I was going to do with the cars in California, I told him that I planned to sell them for an enormous profit.
Scrunching up his face in disbelief, he asked, “How the hell are you gonna pull that off?”  I answered with
“Well, the commercial I heard this morning on Jim’s show said that they were going to be selling new Fords today for the lowest price ever.”

“Now,” I went on to say, “I happen to know that Henry Ford sold his cars for around $850.00 so if their price is lower than that today, I’m getting out of radio because I’ve just found a new business that’s going to pay me a lot more than radio ever did.”

GEO’S LIFE-LINERS

When I was married, I always had a ton of chores I had to do, but now that I’m not, they all went away?

If you want to get noticed, take responsibility for your company’s failures, that line is always much shorter.

I find it amazing that Trump still gets more publicity than any other politician.

Speaking of politicians, I wish they’d spent more time doing what we elected them to do rather than spending most of their time raising money for the next election.

As long as you don’t desire them, women are not that hard to handle.

The reason the Democrats and the Republicans both like the rich guys is because not only do they take care of the politicians, they also start businesses. The businesses collect taxes from their employees and then send the cash to the government without the Feds doing anything. What’s not to like?

You only get to play the cards you’re dealt.

If you’re not leading, you’re following.

I wonder how many total years Brady’s been playing football?

Treat people like they’re smarter than you expect them to be.

​I have the heart and mind of a musician, but not the soul.

Only the future can tell you if you got a bargain or overpaid.

It’s easier to complete a project than come up with any good excuses for why you didn’t.

How great do you think the service would be if nobody cared if you returned or not?

Your becoming better at everything is a worthy goal.

The more employees you have the less communication.

Your imagination leads you to limitless opportunities.

Hey Whoopie, the Holocaust ain’t no joke.

Unhappiness lies somewhere between what we have and what we want.

On your way to success, you’ll pass by failure several times.

Gravity doesn’t care who believes in it.

Sir Paul’s current band is much better than The Beatles ever were but they’re not The Beatles.

If you could choose, would you be, Black, White, Hispanic or Asian, Straight or Gay?

Freedom Of Speech comes with consequences.

You don’t see a therapist because you’ve got too many good memories.

As my running coach, Tom Hunt told me, “While racing, if you feel any pain pull up unless you can see the finish line.”

Radio is the perfect non-interactive media.

Being a Centrist is uncomfortable, it’s much easier to be all-in. However, then I’d have to become a follower, but unfortunately, I don’t follow really well.

We baby boomers while trying to make things better for our kids, actually made things worse.

What a great Superbowl!

Happy Valentine’s Day.

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Geo’s Media Blog (Happy Valentine’s Day) Single & Album Version

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Radio Geo’s Media Blog (Ya Gotta Have Class) 2/07/22

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When I left Fairbanks Broadcasting in Indiana and headed to California to start my own consulting company, I had no idea how it all worked.
Luckily, the Shadeks, who owned radio stations in San Diego and San Antonio, became my first client.

Tom and Ed were well aware of KVIL in Dallas and were hoping that I could duplicate its success in San Antonio.
For me, it was the perfect opportunity to prove that the concept could work without Ron Chapman and outside of Fairbanks Broadcasting.

Whenever I was asked why I thought KVIL became so successful, my answer has always been, “They did everything with class!”
So, of course, the new format in San Antonio modeled after KVIL had to be called “Class.” Duh!

Before long, with the help of Bill Gardner and Reid Reker, we launched the first “Class FM.”
The only thing different about the format in San Antonio was that it became successful faster. KVIL took two years, and WRMF, which we did a few years later, took a year. KLLS did it in six months.

Whew! Ok, so far, so good, but how do I get the word out?
Luckily, years ago, Jim Hilliard taught me that a person is usually the answer to most questions.

Now, the only person I knew that was good at spreading good news was Jim West, who was running Fairwest in Dallas.
Jim and I put a deal together, and before you could catch your breath, we were in 40 markets; great, right? Not!

Unfortunately, the way Jim sold it was to include a visit from me for a couple of days each month. Do the math!
Finally, I said, “Jim, you’ve gotta stop selling; we’re oversold.” Jim responded, “It’s not in my nature to turn down certified checks. Get some help.” (Jim is pictured on top)

We tried sending one of Jim’s guys, but somehow his visit didn’t count; they wanted to know when that “Johns” guy was coming.
My solution was to talk my Brother Reg into becoming my partner in the Johns Company.

Not only was Reg a great programming and promotions guy (He kicked CHUM’s ass in Toronto), but he also had the Johns name.
Still scrambling, though, because you’re never prepared for success, I decided to do something I came up with in Canada.

In my early radio days in Canada, I moved a lot and soon grew weary of starting over every time I went to a new market, so I formed a road crew of sorts.
These guys not only knew what to do, but they could also explain why we did it that way and then go on air and show them how to do it.

In those early days, the guys I trusted were Gary Russell, Roger Klein, Keith Elshaw, Doc Harris, and Woody Cooper.
They not only were a formidable crew, but they were fearless.

Using a similar concept, Reg and I put together an incredible road crew which consisted of Reid Reker, Bill Gardner, Bruce Buchanon, Cat Simon, Mike Donahue, Tony Mann, Jason Williams, the Magic Christian, Bill Baily, Jeff McKee, and Jan Jefferies.
Thank you, guys; you were a part of a format that still rules the radio world today.

The way it worked was we’d recruit some guys that sounded good and then send them to San Antonio or San Diego, where we’d train them by putting them on the air for weekends.
As soon as we got a new client, we’d send a couple of them to the market to get it rolling
.

Things were going so well that a financial guy from Fairbanks named Bill Yde, talked me into buying Fairwest, which was a syndication company that was owned by Mr. Fairbanks.
Bill’s reasoning was, if I ever wanted to own radio stations, I’d need to own some brick and mortar first.

So with the help of a sweetheart deal from Jim Hilliard, Bill, Jim West, and I bought Fairwest.
Bill came on board as our CFO, and before we knew it, he raised enough money to buy a brand new FM signal in Portland called KKCW.

KKCW not only became K103, but it soon became #1 and stayed there for over 35 years.
The good news was, even though we didn’t have any of our own money in the deal, we owned 51% of the new company but the bad news was, Jim West never showed for the closing.

We quickly made Brother Reg our new partner but the bylaws read, “If a partner leaves the company, their shares will be distributed evenly amongst the other shareholders.”
When the smoke cleared, we’d gone from 51% to 49%, and of course, the money guys thought that they knew more about radio than we did.

Unfortunately, we had to sell K103 in Portland, WZPL in Indy, and WMET in Chicago, just to get out of the deal.
“Rest In Peace,” Mr. West!

RADIO GEO’S LIFE-LINERS

Politically incorrect statements lead to controversy, controversy leads to debate, debate leads to decisions, and decisions lead to solutions.

Don’t politicians need a vacation from fundraising too?

Having the right to choose doesn’t give you the ability to do so correctly.

The greatest honor a man can give a woman is to ask her to marry him, and the greatest honor a woman can do in return is to turn him down if she doesn’t love him.

The good news, if you can call it that is, a beautiful woman will marry you for her security. The bad news is precisely the same.

Why are French folks always referred to as the “Fucking French”?

I think the best way to handle the situation when the woman you love wants to delay the wedding so she can think things through, is in the arms of another woman.

Strong men believe in Socrates’ theory of cause and effect, weak men believe in luck.

As you get older, you can’t help but want to share your wisdom. However, if you’re smart, you wait to be asked.

You would think that professional athletes who make millions of dollars a year would be some of the most grateful people on earth, they ain’t.

I adore strong women, which may explain the love I have for my daughters.

Watching the Sopranos pre-sequel, “The Many Saints Of Newark,” I can’t believe how lame it is. It’s just another movie about bad whitey. Boring!

I’m still wondering, as I’m sure Paul and Ringo are, “What the hell did John see in Yoko?

“Your competitor is neither smarter nor dumber than you.

Even though Change is inevitable, it’s also inconvenient.

Do white people participate in drive-by shootings? Asking for a friend.

Nobody ever sang along or had good memories swirling around their head while a new tune played on the radio.

The only sense giving credit to or blaming luck for your lot in life; it allows you to move on.

The more time Daughters spend with their Dads, the less time they’ll have to be hurt.

So the GOAT walks away from it all, huh!

COMMENTS

Wendy from Winnipeg: Looks like you’ve had a wonderful life, George! Congratulations! (They Say It’s Ur Birthday, Dude!)
Geo: I have had a wonderful life, Wendy, but those Sunday nights were also wonderful.

Jed: Happy Birthday. If the insured person committed a capital crime and is executed, but the premiums are paid, in most states (although I do not know of an exception), the beneficiaries are paid in full if the insured person has been insured for two (2)-years.  If not, then the beneficiaries are paid a pro-rated amount, usually the amount of premium paid into the policy for the first two years. There is one major exception, and that is in cases of suicide:  Many states differ, but if the policy is less than two years old, and suicide is an excluded allowable reason for death, most likely, the beneficiaries only receive the return of the premiums paid. Newer policies, in most states, will pay out for suicide if the two-year policy date has passed.  –  Jed Duvall, Indiana Licensed Life, Accident and Health Insurance Agent, Western & Southern Life Insurance Company, (2008 – 2016) (They Say It’s Ur Birthday)

Doug Thompson: All I can say George is “Pretty In Pink”. (Running On Empty)
Geo: One must be fast enough to pull it off, Dougie. 🙂

Bruce Walker: Yep, they changed it from Eskimos to Elks. Not sure why they made it plural. It has always been a herd of Moose, Deer, and Elk. (Now Why The Hell…)
Geo: That’s so beautiful, Bruce, they’re so focused on political correctness that they forgot how to spell.

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