Ya Gotta Think Big! (new Blog for the week of October 16/17)

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When I left my band The Jury to pursue a career in radio, I began as a board op at CKY in Winnipeg. A few months later Jimmy Darin (Hilliard) who was the program director, made me the production director.(the Americans and me pictured above) Not long after Jim left to go back to the States, my friend Daryl “B” who was our music director also left. Before leaving for a gig in Vancouver though, he recommended that management should make me the new MD, amazingly they did. However, our new program new director Bill Grogan was making drastic musical changes at the station which turned my new title from cool to just a lotta hard work. The new format wasn’t for me so I decided to see if I could turn my title into something bigger.
Sure enough, the folks at CKOM in Saskatoon loved the idea that CKYs music and production director would be their new program director. As exciting as this all sounded, I had a few problems at home I had to deal with. For instance, the grandparents on both sides were very upset that I was taking my brand new baby daughter Candis who was their first grandchild away from them and my wife Lana had no interest in leaving. Oh yeah, and did I mention that I knew absolutely nothing about programming. Anyway, by promising them all that we’d be back as soon as I learned how to be a program director, all was well. Little did I know that we would never live there again.
The only dream I’d ever dreamed was my triumphant return to CKY as their PD as I came back to save the station. Instead, we ended up on a rocketship ride to Saskatoon, Sudbury, Ottawa, Toronto, and then even off to America as the National PD of Fairbanks Broadcasting which was headquartered in Indy. Eventually, I moved on to San Diego to start my own company which also ended up exploding, but unfortunately, I had no plan for success. 
Amazingly I did finally return to CKY, but this time I was hired as an advisor for the whole company. Although, by that time I was so exhausted from all the travel, I didn’t even to wallow in it. In fact, until now, I never realized how cool it was to go from being a part-time board-op at CKY to becoming their consultant. I just hadn’t dreamed big enough.

A FEW MORE IRRELEVANT THINGS BEFORE I GO

I don’t know how the NFL can pay millions of dollars to everyone concerned and yet still have enough money left over to build stadiums and make the owners rich whereas colleges only have to pay the coaches. However, tuition continues at to rise at all universities anyway. Where the hell is all the money going?

Speaking of the NFL, I see the almighty dollar has won again; the commissioner reportedly has sent a letter to the players requesting that they stand during the anthem.

And this just in, I understand that since the year 2000 almost 700 NFL players have been arrested for various crimes. Oh, the injustice of it all!

Can you imagine how great Cam Newton would be if he were as good as he thinks he is?
 
Some humor may be somewhat offensive, but its purpose is usually defensive not offensive.
 
If you’re ever lucky enough to win an argument with your lady love, unfortunately, your reward will not be sex.
 
Who the hell are those women driving huge SUVs talking to on their cell phones?
 
What women do is not a big mystery, but the why of it sure is.
 
If you want security, then you have to give up some freedom. If it’s more freedom that you desire, you have to take some responsibility for it.
 
Making web pages famous and creating a desire for a product is the two things radio advertising does best.
 
You can lead us out of the darkness you can’t talk us out of it.
 
I wonder why the entertainment business, sports, music, movies, etc. think that it’s their job to take advantage of the position we put them in. I think it’s time for them all to go on a speaking tour about how we should lead our lives. I wonder how many tickets they’d sell?
 
What the would the world be like if white people organized?
 
Is Spotify and Skype part of Homeland Security, I find them impossible to uninstall.
 
Somewhere between your fears and your desires is life.
 
Can you imagine if your call was not important?
 
On Columbus day I was thinking about how confused old Chris must have been when he landed in the new world. He thought he was in India, so he called the natives Indians. The weird part to me is that’s the name that has stuck for over 500 years.
 
Only women understand women. That’s why they try to keep their sons away from them as long as they can.
 
Do you have to be crazy to handle crazy people? It always worked for me.
 
During my life so far, there have been three musical phenomena’s, Frank, Elvis, and the Beatles but only Frank managed to sing his way through 7 decades. The others flamed out early on.
 
There is no such thing as “a long time ago.” There’s just what you remember and what you remember seems like yesterday.
 
Ever since my first radio meeting I’ve always been the youngest one in the room.
 
Is avoiding the truth a lie?
 
The difference between Boomers and Millennials which will ultimately change the world is, boomers always wanted to stand out, millennials just want to fit in.
 
Most religions believe there’s a God.  However what they don’t agree upon and have been killing each other over for centuries is their claimed human connection to him.

Is being racist or prejudiced ever justified?

Wow, Miami beats the Falcons, I now understand why they lost the Superbowl.

I know it sounds suspicious but even though I’d left Sonoma County only a few hours before it rained hell down on Santa Rosa, “I Didn’t Start The Fire.”

How ’bout dem USF Bulls eh? 6-0 and ranked 16th in the nation. Go Bulls!

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According to prominent blogger, Jeff Dunetz, Anheuser-Busch has provided a phone line that allows you to call in and give your opinion on the current state of affairs in the NFL of players kneeling during our National Anthem.

Based on the feedback they receive, Anheuser-Busch will strongly consider pulling their sponsorship from
the league. On Monday this line went down temporarily due to an extremely high call volume. If you have an opinion on the issue call in and make it known, every voice matters!

Anheuser-Busch Line: 1-800-342-5283 (press 1 after the automated greeting).

 

 

 


“The Moment” (new geo Blog for the week of Oct. 09/17)

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I am a big believer that there will come a time in everyone’s life when they will be given the opportunity to change their destiny. The picture above captured the moment when it happened to me.
I’d just started working at CKY in Winnipeg as a part-time board-op on CKY-FM back when FM wasn’t cool. It was early December, and I was excited about attending the upcoming station Christmas party which was being held at the luxurious  Royal Alexander hotel. It definitely was a suit and tie affair which even featured a large orchestra for our dancing pleasure.
Management wanted the staff to mingle, so you had to draw for your table. I was lucky enough to sit at a table with the program director Jimmy Darin, (Hilliard) his wife Barbara, and legendary sports announcer Jack Wells along his wife, Flika.  
During that time we had about 6 or 7 board ops working at CKY-FM which featured mostly beautiful music, but we all longed to work at the AM. Hey, they played The Beach Boys man not Mancini. Sitting there with the two most powerful guys at the station, I realized that my “moment” had arrived. Time to get noticed. I told myself. I don’t know what I was thinking, but I decided to go with humor even though I was sitting with two paid professionals. Although if you I look at the picture above I was successful. Oh, how do I know that it was me that made everyone laugh you ask?  That’s easy, my fiance Lana was the only one not laughing (she’d heard all my stuff many times before).The next thing I knew I was invited to attend my first jock meeting where I almost blew it. After Jim explained to us some new twists in the format he asked if there were any questions and I immediately put up my hand. Surprised, Jim asked what I wanted? I told him that I didn’t think what he was proposing would work and when he asked why I thought that I said, “Me and my friends don’t like that kinda stuff” which caused all the jocks in the room to laugh out loud. He replied, “Johns if you ever want to come to another meeting, you better learn to keep your mouth shut.”

A BUNCH OF OTHER UNRELATED STUFF TO PONDER

So what part about a black player in the NFL sacking a white QB and raising his arm in a black power salute as he stands over him do you not you find racist? 

Continuing with the same politically incorrect theme, if a bad white man is often referred to as a “red neck” what would a bad black or Hispanic man be called be called?

The only thing telling a woman that you love her will get you is a job jar, or a “honey do” list.

Why do women think their purse has the right to a stool at a crowded sports bar?

To achieve what you’ve never achieved requires your doing some things that you’ve never done.
 
You can use challenges as stepping stones or stumbling blocks; it’s your choice.
 
You can be a cowboy on Wall Street; you just can’t look like one. 
 
The reason we keep making the same mistakes over and over is because it takes real talent to come up with new ones.
 
It only takes one person to start and end an argument.
 

Before research, there were three types of radio, good, great, and terrible. Now only one exists.

I don’t know about you, but I’m finding it tougher and tougher to forgive.

If Mr. Businessman doesn’t need to know how to write a song to protect himself, why does a songwriter have to know about business to do the same?

If you want a woman to stop talking just bring up sex.

America doesn’t seem to be buying the knee for the anthem thing.

What the NFL players don’t get is that it’s never been about them, it’s always been about the game. Some of the players are lucky to make the hall of fame, but most just come and go and are soon forgotten.
 
The other day when OJ was released, I read a stat that shows just how divided we really are. 70% of whites still think OJ killed his wife as opposed to 40% of blacks.
 
Commitment is the only thing that can give a spoken promise validity.
 
Good people don’t worry about their rights.
 
The only person who has a shot at stopping a deranged man from shooting innocent people is a woman.
 
Why do the employees of the planes and trains companies lie about why and how long the delays are going to be?
 
Sharing the good times with folks sure leads to your making a lot more friends than your sharing the bad does.
 
Visting my cousin Ben in Edmonton last week, I asked him how much a pack of smokes costs in Alberta? He said $14.00. When I said, “Geez, then what the hell does a carton cost?” He replied, “I don’t know, I just make the payments.”
 
I’m just now beginning to realize that my body can no longer go where my mind wants to go.
 

What a sad time we live in huh? Las Vegas and then Tom Petty.

Miracles are for praying about not counting on.

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Men Lie! (new geo Blog for the week of Sept 25/17)

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Upon hearing that comedian Jerry Lewis had died, it got me thinking about a couple of odd things that I’d heard about him. Who knows what happened with the telethon, but I did hear that the reason he and Dean Martin had broken up was that in those days the straight man got 60% of the take Jerry wanted the arrangement changed but Dean wouldn’t budge, so that was the end of Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis. The other thing I did hear was that after feeling pretty f**ked up for a long time, Jerry finally made an appointment with a psychiatrist. After their first session, the Doctor asked him if there was anything else he could do to earn a living. Jerry explained that he literally had been born in a trunk backstage and show business was all he knew. The Doc went on to explain that he thought he could fix him but he might not be funny anymore. With that, Jerry stood up and walked out.

A FEW OTHER UNRELATED RANDOM THOUGHTS

Before starting your career, first figure what it is that you really like to do and then go out and find somebody who’ll pay you to do it.

It’s much easier to be a gracious winner than a gracious loser.
 
OK, I admit it, “Men lie.” The truth is we really don’t want to sleep with every woman we see, in fact, we don’t want to sleep with most of them.
 
Why is it so hard to resist telling a woman that she has a great rear end even when you’re pretty sure that she already knows it.
 
How come policemen who accept money for favors called “dirty cops” but politicians who do the same come away from it unscathed? 
 
Why does it take 7 – 10 business days for a refund to be credited to your account but only minutes to take it out on any given day?
 

The way life works is, when you go through the door of your office building your rights end. I do believe the stadium is the football player’s office building.

It’s pretty tough to do theater of the mind radio when you’re on remote at a tire store.

Unfortunately, the instructions on how to think out of the box are written on the outside of the lid.

Most people die before doing what they were born to do.

If you can’t be a good example, you could still be useful as a warning.

Have you ever noticed that unless he’s posing for pictures, you seldom see Mr. Businessman smile?

How come it’s hard to find a hurricane tracking map until the cone puts cross-hairs on the US?

The time to start worrying about the things that you don’t control is immediately after fixing that which you do.

If you already know how to achieve your goal you definitely didn’t aim high enough.

Being a Centrist, I cast a suspicious eye on both the left and right. Not surprisingly, I see a lot to be suspicious about.

Have you noticed that since radio started doing what the researchers wanted them to do that there are no double-digit radio stations around anymore?

I think the government should force the phone companies to put an FM chip in the phones that they manufacture or get out of the business.The folks who are going through a disaster need to hear what’s going on. I just went through Irma and had no power for five days so the only thing that worked was my phone which I could charge up in my car.
 
I’m not sure who should govern the United States but it sure as hell ain’t the Democrats or Republicans.
 
Unfortunately, most great humor comes from great pain.
 
Who is it that counts all the calories in food products?
 
If sex comes up on a date at dinner, it definitely won’t be dessert.
 
Most of us are prepared for the worst but have no plan for success.
 
I love the things money can buy not the money.
 
When the woman in your life tires of your great stories you have three choices.
(a) Stop telling the stories.
(b) Tell new stories.
(c) Get a new woman.
 
Most women go through a bad girl phase, and you can only pray that you’re close by when it happens.
 
Nobody in radio “gets” a new format until it gets ratings. Then everyone claims that they knew it was gonna be big the first time they heard it.
 

Why does the service go to hell the moment a company becomes successful.

 

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