COMPLETELY NEUTRAL!

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Charley Reese’s final column for the Orlando Sentinel… He has been a journalist for 49 years. He is retiring and this is HIS LAST COLUMN.   Be sure to read the Tax List at the end. This is about as clear and easy to understand as it can be. The article below is completely neutral, neither anti-republican nor democrat. Charlie Reese, a retired reporter for the Orlando Sentinel, has hit the nail directly on the head, defining clearly who it is that in the final analysis must assume responsibility for the judgments made that impact each one of us every day. It’s a short but good read. Worth the time… Worth remembering! 545 vs.300,000,000 People -By Charlie Reese

Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them.

Have you ever wondered, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY do we have deficits?

Have you ever wondered, if all the politicians are against inflation and high taxes, WHY do we have inflation and high taxes?

You and I don’t propose a federal budget. The President does.

You and I don’t have the Constitutional authority to vote on appropriations. The House of Representatives does.

You and I don’t write the tax code, Congress does.

You and I don’t set fiscal policy, Congress does.

You and I don’t control monetary policy, the Federal Reserve Bank does.

One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one President, and nine Supreme Court justices equates to 545 human beings out of the 300 million are directly, legally, morally, and individually responsible for the domestic problems that plague this  country. I excluded the members of the Federal Reserve Board because that problem was created by the Congress.  In 1913, Congress delegated its Constitutional duty to provide a sound currency to a federally chartered, but private, central bank.
I excluded all the special interests and lobbyists for a sound reason. They have no legal authority. They have no ability to coerce a senator, a congressman, or a President to do one cotton-picking thing. I don’t care if they offer a politician $1 million dollars in cash. The politician has the power to accept or reject it. No matter what the lobbyist promises, it is the legislator’s responsibility to determine how he votes.
Those 545 human beings spend much of their energy convincing you that what they did is not their fault. They cooperate in this common con regardless of party. What separates a politician from a normal human being is an excessive amount of gall. No normal human being would have the gall of a Speaker, who stood up and criticized the President for creating deficits. The President can only propose a budget. He cannot force the Congress to accept it.
The Constitution, which is the supreme law of the land, gives sole responsibility to the House of Representatives for originating and approving appropriations and taxes. Who is the speaker of the House? John Boehner. He is the leader of the majority party. He and fellow House members, not the President, can approve any budget they want. If the President vetoes it, they can pass it over his veto if they agree to.
It seems inconceivable to me that a nation of 300 million cannot replace 545 people who stand convicted — by present facts — of incompetence and irresponsibility. I can’t think of a single domestic problem that is not traceable directly to those 545 people. When you fully grasp the plain truth that 545 people exercise the power of the federal government, then it must follow that what exists is what they want to exist.
If the tax code is unfair, it’s because they want it unfair. If the budget is in the red, it’s because they want it in the red. If the Army & Marines are in Iraq and Afghanistan it’s because they want them in Iraq and Afghanistan. If they do not receive social security but are on an elite retirement plan not available to the people, it’s because they want it that way.
There are no insoluble government problems. Do not let these 545 people shift the blame to bureaucrats, whom they hire and whose jobs they can abolish; to lobbyists, whose gifts and advice they can reject; to regulators, to whom they give the power to regulate and from whom they can take this power. Above all, do not let them con you into the belief that there exists disembodied mystical forces like “the economy,” “inflation,” or “politics” that prevent them from doing what they take an oath to do. Those 545 people and they alone, are responsible. They and they alone, have the power. They and they alone, should be held accountable by the people who are their bosses. Provided the voters have the gumption to manage their own employees…We should vote all of them out of office and clean up their mess!

This might be funny if it weren’t so true.

Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table, At which he’s fed.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule.
Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts anyway!
Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think.
Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears.
Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass.
Tax all he has Then let him know That you won’t be done Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He’s good and sore.
Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he’s laid…
Put these words Upon his tomb, ‘Taxes drove me to my doom…
When he’s gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax.

· Accounts Receivable
. Tax Building Permits
. CDL license Tax
. Cigarette Tax
· Corporate  Income
· Dog License Tax
· Excise Taxes
· Federal Income Tax
· Federal  Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
· Fishing License Tax
· Food License Tax
· Fuel Permit Tax
· Gasoline Tax
· Gross Receipts Tax
· Hunting License Tax
· Inheritance Tax
· Inventory Tax
· IRS Interest Charges
· IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
· Liquor Tax
· Luxury Taxes
· Marriage License Tax
· Medicare Tax
· Personal Property Tax
· Property Tax
· Real Estate Tax
· Service Charge Tax
· Social Security Tax
· Road Usage Tax
· Recreational Vehicle Tax
· Sales Tax
· School Tax
· State Income Tax
· State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
· Telephone Federal Excise Tax
· Telephone Universal Service Fee Tax
· Telephone Federal Surcharge Taxes
· Telephone Minimum Usage Tax
· Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax
· Telephone State and Local Tax
· Telephone Usage Charge Tax
· Utility Taxes
· Vehicle License Registration Tax
· Vehicle Sales Tax
· Water craft Registration Tax
· Well  Permit Tax
· Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the heck happened? Can you spell ‘politicians?

 

 

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The Leader Of The Band! (new for week of July 13/15)

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Unfortunately I never knew my Father’s parents as they passed away when my Father was four. My Grandfather, Edward Johns lived in Roland Manitoba where he led his own band and when he was invited to tour Europe but he had problem. His piano player Ann Sutherland was only seventeen and you couldn’t take a young girl on the road so my Grandpa married her. I don’t know how the tour went but I do know that while they were producing music they were also busy producing 6 kids of which my Father Sandy Johns (pictured below the leader of the band) was the youngest.
 
Speaking of my Father, a very strange thing happened to me a few years ago while I was flying across the country and was just staring out the window at all the fluffy white clouds not thinking about anything. All of a sudden from out of nowhere I hear my Dad’s voice.Startled I looked around half expecting to see him sitting in the seat next to me which of course was still unoccupied. Even though he had been gone for years his voice was clear as a bell as he told me how much he loved me and that I was not to worry about him because he was in a much better place now but I on the other hand needed to take much better care of myself and with that he was gone. Whew! What I remember the most about that incident was that for the very first time I was finally at peace with him. Thanks for the visit Dad I really needed it, I love you and will see you soon.
 
The new generation of Johns’ are academically kinda competitive so occasionally my Daughters, Niece, and Grandson will compare exam results which are always in the 90s with each other but the only thing unfortunately my Son, Brother, and I have to compare with each other is how many times we heard the words “we coulda been contendahs” had we only applied ourselves.
 

I think that Candis and Cami may have done real well in school because they were embarrassed when I came to their schools to suggest what teaching methods I thought would be best for them.

OTHER ABSTRACT THOUGHTS…

So I guess Ryan Seacrest’s co-host who left Idol after the first season because as he said the show didn’t have legs and would soon be cancelled anyway turned out to be right. 🙂
 
I remember wanting to have records out so we could get rich and stop touring. Now the only reason to have a record out is to use as a promotion to help make you famous because the only way to get rich nowadays is to tour but if you’re not famous forget about it.
 
The only thing that brings around change is change itself.
 
Following the drugs only leads you to addicts and drug dealers following the drug money probably leads you to Mr Business Man and Politicians.
 
Nothing is funny if you have to explain it.
 
Freedom is waiting for you on the other side of you no longer needing to impress anyone.
 
If Crystal Geyser can find water in California how come the State can’t.
 
People who really want to do something usually do it where as people who don’t, figure out an excuse why they didn’t.
 
Wisdom like talent unfortunately comes from the dark side.
 
Sometime your fear of losing someone actually causes you to lose them.
 
When somebody leave you that doesn’t mean you’re a bad person it just means their part in your play is over.
 
The only cure know to mankind for a beautiful woman is another beautiful woman.
 
No man no matter how focussed he is can resist looking at a pretty woman.
 
Sex is one of the most beautiful natural wholesome things that money can buy.
 
To get something you’ve never had before you’re gonna have to do something you’ve never done before. 
 
There is no such thing as a 50-50 marriage, the best you can do is 60-40 but everyday you have to decide who gets what.
 
Whatever is easy for you to do is what you are talented at.
 
Being taken for granted has the opposite effect to motivation.
 
The only problem with motivation is that it’s an awful lot like Chinese food cuz in about an hour you’re gonna need a whole lot more. Inspiration on the other hand is much longer lasting.
 
The weakest word in the dictionary is the “I” word, it never even worked for Jesus.
 
If you think you’re having a bad day think about the day in 1976 when Ronald Wayne sold his stock in Apple for $800. That stock today is worth well over 58 million.
 
There is no such thing as a wise young man nor a sugar daddy who is young.
 
The two days you can’t do much about are yesterday and tomorrow.
 
In 1924 Ida Cox wrote and recorded “Wild Women Don’t Get The Blues” I wonder if that’s true today.
 
You are never too old to dream a new dream.
 
It is said that the wives who are most likely to cheat are the ones whose husbands do everything they want because sometimes a woman just needs a real man.
 
Being gifted does not mean your brain is adequately equipped to handle it.
 
Every thing’s gone kinda quiet about Subway Jared I wonder what that means.
 
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Beating The System. (new for week of july 06/15)

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Sometimes it’s just about beating the system. I remember when my old friend Jack McCoy who like all of us was getting fed up with the rising price of fuel so he decided to convert the whole trunk of his Cadillac into a huge gas tank then drove it down to Mexico to fill ‘er up!
Jack ended up with so much fuel on board that he could have driven across America without refueling but unfortunately he could barely make it up and over the Coronado Bay bridge.

OTHER ABSTRACT THOUGHTS…

Who ya gonna call when it’s the police you spot doing the bad things?
 
The only thing millenniums don’t use their phones for is the phone.
 
Being a Canadian is like being an American without a gun.
 
Social media which is the 5th estate, continues to kick the 4th estate’s ass.
 
Sometimes the smartest person in the room is not the person with all the answers but the one with all the questions.
 
There is absolutely no gain without some risk.
 
I don’t thing you gain patience as you grow older you just care less.
 
The world looks totally different to the person sitting on the other side of the table from you.
 
You can not afford to live on a half a million a year salary and in fact you’ll probably go bankrupt.
 
Oscar Wilde claimed that the two tragedies in life were one not getting what one wants and actually getting what one wants.
 
Ponder this … The record company made at least triple what the Beatles ever made from the sale of their records.
 
Yoko Ono claimed that she had an affair with Hillary in the 70’s which at least shows that Bill had much better taste in women then his wife did.
 
Most women entering a new relationship claim that they haven’t made love in over a year.
 
Sexy and Sensuous are two entirely different words but the combination may overwhelm you.
 
The History Channel claims that America has enough evil stuff in storage to wipe out all human life. No wonder we’re not the soup du jour around the world.
 
Saw a T-shirt recently that read “Canada” … “Living The American Dream Without The Violence Since 1867”.
 
The only people who’ll try to drag you down are usually the people well below you.
 
Maybe it’s easier to come up with logic that better fits the situation already at hand.
 
What fool came up with the plan where after you defeat your enemy you give back everything you’ve won.
 
For some reason we tolerate the hard truth from our friends but it sounds like insolence from our enemies which must be dealt with severely.
 
Radio sounded much better when there were more rules.
 
Nothing travels faster then the news about your bad rating book.
 
Lying is bad enough but believing your own lies is devastating.
 
Attention! The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to recent budget cuts.
 
It is extremely difficult to follow your own advice.
 
It takes about 25 years of extremely hard work to become an overnight sensation.
 
If you had to have paid some income tax in order to vote what what America be like.
 
I loved the play “Jersey Boys” but the movie seemed to be stuck somewhere between.
 
You really shouldn’t believe everything you think.
 
How ’bout them US girls huh!
 
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The Greatest Love Story Ever Told. (new for week of june 29/15)

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The greatest love story I’ve heard was the tale told about Ben Vince meeting Charlotte Hunter for the first time. It seems that my English Grandfather was piloting his train through Scotland when he spotted my Grandmother in a field picking flowers so he immediately stopped the train to go chat her up.
His patter must have gone real well because here they are pictured together many years later in Winnipeg at my Mother and Father’s wedding along with my Mom’s sisters, Isabel and Margaret.
 

MORE ABSTRACT THOUGHTS…

You are who you hang with.
 
I understand a lot of musicians who scream about people who are pirating their music have no problem watching pirated movies while on the tour bus.
 
Speaking of musicians, the other day I was watching a tribute which was celebrating the music of legendary Roy Orbison’s featuring a lot of great musical acts doing their versions of his great songs. Two of the acts John lee Hooker and BB King though only did their own stuff which totally mystified me.
 
Women have no problem getting mean and nasty because after all they were never expected to act like gentlemen.
 
I’m finally getting much better at resisting broken women but it’s still a struggle.
 
If you’ve ever wondered what women were really like just ask the mother of a teenage son.
 
Working is not where the money is, supervising other people’s work is where it’s at.
 
You’ll never get rich working 9 – 5.
 
Great people control their life whereas ordinary people’s lives control them.
 
There is no male more sensitive than me but unfortunately my sensitivity must not be the type most women are looking for.
 
What the hell does, if you’re easily offended don’t watch/read/listen to this mean.
 
When I first moved to the US I Americanized my self right away and bought a Caddy. I explained to my wife that we could afford it because the government helped make the payment just like they did the mortgage. Because of this incentive I used to buy a new one every couple of years but when they took it away they also took away my appetite for new cars.
 
Throughout the ages Mr. businessman has always been a factor but never a memorable one.
 
So if Shakespeare were alive today in our technological world what would he do differently do you suppose.
 
I voted for the NDP when I lived in Canada which made our Democrats appear to be right wingers. My boss from the U.S. Jimmy Darin (Hilliard) was a Democrat at the time but by the time we reunited in America we both had changed politically which I think may have had something to do with excessive taxes.
 
When I worked in Canada income tax was so high that most folks wouldn’t take time and a half in pay for overtime, they took the time and a half in days off which soon caused more overtime because of how many people were enjoying their vacation days.
 
The French Canadians have always been great hockey players which I don’t really understand because I doubt that France ever even had a hockey team.
 
When I was but a pup and was at my first Radio Convention in Las Vegas, I saw legendary Chuck Blore for the first time. Chuck was doing a presentation about radio commercials claiming that sometimes spending more than 7 seconds trying to get the product’s point across may in fact spoil the commercial. He then rolled one about after shave which featured an announcer who said, we asked the LA Ladies what they thought about Black Spice and a woman’s voice responded with … OH MY GOD!
 
Remember the days when a radio station would finally give up and go Religious or Country.
 
If you sent your next on air break to yourself as an email to yourself then read it on the air, your ratings would go up.
 
It doesn’t really matter if you like change it’s only how you react to it that counts.
 
Ideas are worthless without commitment.
 
I love the gratuitous nudity in Game Of Thrones.
 
It doesn’t matter how many times you fall it’s about how many times you get up because the goal is to be the last man standing.
 
The things you care about the most are usually the things you mostly talk about.
 
The main reason you need to go to school is so that you can discover all the things that were taught to the generation before you that are not true.
 
People usually fall into one of three categories, those who are for you, those against you, and the biggest category of all, those who don’t give a shit.

Apparently WRMF is just like the South Florida weather, if you don’t like the current owner just wait 5 minutes.

The Supreme Court now says that you can marry anybody who’ll have ya!

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Cat Women! (new for week of may 11/15)

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I miss my Mother a whole bunch and can only hope she has reunited with my Sister Sandra which she dreamed of doing for most of her life. Growing up I received a lot of advice from her but what I remember most was that she told me not to be alone too much because I had hermit tendencies. I have no idea what she meant as I sit here all alone writing this. Miss ya Mom, please say hi to Sandra and Dad for me.

I sure don’t know a thing about trucks but if I ever feel the need to get one I think I’m gettin’ an F-150 baby!

MORE ABSTRACT THOUGHTS…

It’s bad enough that you may not know what to do but when you do and you still don’t do it is when we are allowed to call you an idiot.
 
As I understand it the rule is that you’re just not allowed to date someone your daughter(s) exact age right?
 
OK so lets check out the formula … Their age doubled minus 7 which must add up to more than your age, or is it plus 7. Either way I think I may have been off track a few times but sometimes it ain’t bad being bad at math.
 
The mistakes you made with “bad girls” are only temporarily learned.
 
Enjoy yourself while you can because all glory is fleeting but obscurity is forever.
 
You don’t even get a day off when you retire so why the hell would you do it.
 
You tend to lose your appetite for new music around 33.
 
Have you noticed how many commercials are showing more and more interracial couples. Has anybody checked in with the black ladies to see what they think about it.
 
When you have children your dreams for yourself suddenly morph to dreams for them.
 
There is nothing real about Reality TV.
 
Fear is a natural state where as courage must be congered up.
 
You can conquer anything but your imagination.
 
I think managers and agents are grossly overpaid and make their living mostly from dumb clients.
 
I wonder how Apple plans on overcoming the fact that today’s youth only wear a watch as jewelry.
 
Over 60 years ago the fusion of black and white music produced a phenomenon called Rock&Roll which can only lead one to think about what the fusion of black and white people might produce.
 
If the only time you could declare whether you were a Democrat or a Republican after you were elected I wonder how that would change the political landscape.
 
Good news for my daughter(s) female CEO’s make more than their male counterparts.
 
Seeing as justice is only a concept what the hell does the department of justice do.
 
Is it true that women who are cat lovers don’t have very much affection left over for you.
 
Does being beautiful screw you up.
 
When you hear The Beatles singing “In My Life” how can you not think about your own life.
 
You have no right to be happy or rich, you only have the right to pursue them.
 
In radio when you become the best thing since sliced bread you’re still only one rating book away from being “toast”.
 
Michael Jordan made one of the neatest quotes I ever heard when he was a member of the first dream team at the Olympics and said … I’m just gonna play a little defense and let Larry (Bird) shoot for me.
 
Brent Farris claims that the # 1 pickup line in California is … Hey Baby ya wanna come to my house, I have water.
 
Forever gets closer everyday. 
 
The 4 top things we men don’t do are…
1. Ask directions.
2. Read instructions.
3. Mail in rebate coupons.
4. Go to malls.
 
I wonder if politicians even care about the fact that I don’t trust them near as much as my parents did and that my children even trust them less.
 
Are there any plans to take away the guns from criminals or is it just the amateurs they’re worried about.
 
It’s more important to know your own weaknesses than those of your opponents.
 

After replying OK all year to my questions about how her classes are going at college my Daughter Cami now finally informs me that she finished her Freshman year at USF with straight “A”s. Color me a proud papa!

Boy that “fight of the century” stuff sure died down rather rapidly huh.

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