If  a special lady becomes your whole world and you need to keep her a part of it, you may want to consider making her feel like she’s living in heaven.

I’ve discovered there is little Women wont do sexually as long as they don’t have to talk about it. I love talking about it because that’s the only way you get to relive it over and over again. Otherwise you soon need another Women. Hey I knew I would figure out why cheating was not our fault. (-:

People dream about what they want but if given a choice they always choose what they need.

Thinking about Angels always gives me a nice warm feeling and sometimes even more when I think about the ones who work the runway for Victoria’s Secret.

January 1st marks the first day of our long march towards the end of the world.

I wonder why it is that when a Man falls in love his life begins to resemble hers. Wouldn’t it would make more sense if the reverse were true Men laugh a hell of a lot more than Women do.

Speaking of laughter when you see a group of Men together they always seem to be laughing where as a group of Women mostly seem to be serious and upset about something.

Speaking of Men most of them speak four languages, the one that they speak when there are absolutely no Women present, the one that they speak when Women are near by, the one that they speak when Woman are sitting with them and the one that they speak when their Mother and/or Daughters are sitting with them.

Most Men on their deathbed have two regrets. (1) They didn’t spend enough time with their family. (2) They didn’t take advantage of every opportunity they had to make love.

I think I may have become the new “Scam Buster”. So far I have busted three beautiful ladies on facebook who were actually guys using some erotic photos of Women to lure lonely Men into corresponding with them. The next thing that happened was the sweet things had an emergency that popped up shortly after they explained how wonderful that first date was going to be. They of course used erotic intimate details to communicate this and they only needed a little cash to get them by until then. Next up were two guys who wanted me to be their secret shopper. All I had to do was buy things at specific stores which I got to keep and I got to use their money to do so plus they would pay me for my troubles. They overnighted me a check to me for almost $2500.00 which started my suspicions, I mean who the hell sends some a couple of thousand dollars with out talking to them or meeting them. I was to spend $50.00 of it at Wal-Mart, pay myself $200, then send the rest by moneygram to the next group of secret shoppers who lived in another state. They explained this had to be done quickly in order for me to get other lucrative assignments plus I also needed to write up a report about what I observed. I did a Radio show about this whole thing as it was all going on plus wrote a Blog that over 6000 people read as I stalled them with various reasons why I didn’t have time to send that moneygram just yet. They used extreme pressure by e mail and texts but faded away quickly when I told them the Bank told me something was wrong with the check. Sure enough in a few days the check bounced but seeing as I hadn’t used any of the money I was only out 12 bucks for the returned check fee. Well worth it for the fun I had!