The other day I noticed that Olympian Jeff Galloway was giving out some running tips on Facebook, which brought back some memories.
Years ago, I used to do a lot of running, which began as an exercise routine, but my being the obsessive type, it soon escalated into racing.
Unfortunately, though, it is said that you’re only a jogger until you can run a 10k in under 40 minutes. So with that in mind and my 50th birthday fast approaching, I hired a world-class runner to coach me.
However, when I added that Jeff was probably dogging it, he said, “Well, that’s his story, yours is, you beat him.”
I understand that back in my homeland, Trudeau is trying to make recreational marijuana legal by October in honour of my birthday. Hell, what’s the rush Dude, I don’t even partake.
I was just reading that if you want to rent a two-bedroom house in California, you need to make at least $30.92 an hour. In Florida, it takes $20.68 an hour, but if you consider living in Alabama, you can slide by on $13.72 an hour. Go Tide!
The only way to be right is by not being afraid to be wrong.
When more folks were afraid of the police, fewer died.
My new dream is to become as attractive as all the African, Russian, and Filipino women who hit me up on Facebook already say I am.
I hear that Kim Jong Un wants the McDonald’s built right next to the Trump Tower in North Korea.
We’re all racist and prejudiced about something. The f#cking liberals, f#cking conservatives, fucking socialists, f#cking gays, f#cking rich people, f#cking welfare people, f#cking mouthy athletes, f#cking musicians, f#cking politicians, f#cking salespeople, f#cking jocks, f#cking bosses, f#cking staff, f#cking women, f#cking men, f#cking cops, f#cking post office, f#cking bums, f#cking DMV, and oh yeah, the f#cking French.
Just guessing here, but I rather doubt that it was a standing president who decided that there should be a term limit for presidents but not for Congress?
White men may not know how to jump, but they sure know how to play soccer.
Have you ever heard of a radio market where the sales department led the station into battle?
I wonder what Chuck Berry spent all that money on that he didn’t pay the musicians?
Being boring on the radio has a longer shelf life than obnoxious does.
The real purpose of Billboards is to piss off the other radio stations in town and guarantee that the sales force doesn’t have to hear, “Never heard of ya.”
How come in movies, they always leave the car door open when they get out in a hurry; women fall while running, and folks trying to escape, always go up?
Who was it and when was it decided that it would be alright for employees to take a personal call while customers were waiting in line?