A couple of weeks ago I posted a picture of me surrounded by 4 beautiful women at the 40th anniversary party of KZST in Santa Rosa California. Like a fool I asked for captions and they are listed below along with my replies.

Ron Ruth says: I think this was PhotoShopped. geo says: If this pix was PhotoShopped Ron I would have made myself appear much younger.

Walter Powers Says: George Johns is the Charlie Sheen of radio. Gordon’s crazy to let you hang around with all of HIS beauties, GJ! geo says: Walter, Gordon was too busy with a “Babe” of his own to worry about what I was up to.

Alan C says: Georgie 3 big smiles and one on her knees with your shirt in her mouth? Wow, am I in the wrong biz! Mazel Tov geo says: Alan, Radio be berry berry good to me.

Pat O’Day says: Those young ladies are jail bait George. You must be more careful I thought Hilliard had taught you better! I can see it in your eyes. Shame! Shame! geo says: Jim has always proudly said Pat that he taught me everything I know. So we know exactly where to put the blame don’t we.

THE SMASH SAYS: YOU’RE A LOT TALLER, YET A LOT SHORTER THAN YOU USED TO BE. geo says: I keep reading things that say they can fix that.

Bobby Cole says: “What did you say your name is, The Little General?” geo says: No that’s the name of the guy who has put me in the shape I am today.

Bwab says: I’ve given you all the counsel I can, you must act, take the initiative at the minimum, my God man, strike while the iron is Hot! geo says: That never worked out well me for me in the past Bobby

Buster Bodine says: ” Hey you’re right! Cannuks don’t use zippers.” geo says: Buster that must be Cajun humor ???

Buzz Barnett says: ….. & Hefner turned it all into a magazine!! geo says: … and I turned it into my life Buzzy.

Doc Harris says: Well – known chick magnet turns up magnetism too high; has trouble taking shirt off later in evening. geo says: And a good looking shirt it was Doc until the charming ripped it off me or at least thats how I kinda remember it. Memo to self … Cut back on the red wine medicine.

Eric Chaney says: George has lasted well over 4 hours and hasn’t once thought about calling his Doctor! Thank God for those little blue pills. geo says: Eric did your wife Karen approve of this message.

Dick Taylor says: Georgie’s Angels – Hooray for Hollywood !!! geo says: Dick if this wasn’t show business I wouldn’t put up with this tough duty.

Brent Farris says: I want to know, where George’s other hand is. geo says: It had a life of it’s own Brent and now doesn’t want to come home.

Jerry K says: Looks like the girls of KZST another noted radio consultant into their lair. Several have been known to have come back for further abuse. geo says: No they have come back for checks Jerry.

Kevin Robinson says: Breaking News – Hugh Hefner has a long-lost twin brother who runs circles around his sibling. The story and shocking photos in THREE minutes! geo says: A much younger twin brother I may add, Kevin.

Bob Glasco says: It’s nice to see you had time to visit your grandkids while you were there….. geo says: That was ugly Bob ! BuzzyBoyBarnett says: …..That was hilarious, Bob!

Roy Cooper says: Looks like the biz is coming back George. They look better than the ladies we had at the Grog Shop Christmas party! geo says: Yeah Roy we kinda had to drink a few of them pretty but then again one or two of them were keepers. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Barry J. O’Brien says: Upon his recent release from prison, well known broadcaster George Johns is surrounded by every sales rep in the radio industry who loves him. geo says: Barry just how much love from the sales department do you think I could handle.

Dana Horner says: Mr. Johns conducting yet another focus grope….uh, group. geo says: I did become too good at that didn’t I Dana. But I also remember when you decided it was time you bougt a Porche and conducted your own research.

Tom Skinner says: And on top of this we pay you? Whats wrong with this picture!! geo says: Tom now I know what everybody means when they ask if any bennies come with the gig.

Jerry Bobo says: I’m pretty sure three out of the four of these ladies are from the sales department. They are used to non performing clients. geo says: Jerry I remember at KVIL you had quite a few sales types I would have loved to have performed with.

Paul Cavenaugh says: Lets see…The tall one is a lesbian. The slutty fake blonde chick George is hugging…is removing his WALLET! The woman falling down with a few miles on her is a Sales Rep! The chick who’s already drunk on her knees…is a GM! Shortly after this is photo was taken, the hotel charged George $1100 for a bottle of sparkling Burgundy! geo says: Paul just because you are immune to Women’s charms doesn’t mean you have to be nasty about it. (-:

Tim Moore says: So many women…so little time. geo says: Exactly Tim, but I’m up for it.

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