LETS DANCE!! (new for April 11/15)

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I usually frequent a Sports Bar in West Palm called Duffy’s, but last night a buddy dragged me over to Renegades.
Renegades is a cowboy bar where while my new friend Christa (pictured) kept me lubricated at the bar I noticed that the place was swarming with pretty cowgirls who were all dancing with each other. This took me right back to when I was a kid and the girls also danced with each other because the guys didn’t dance. Necessity being the “Mutha” it is, Rolly Blaquiere and I taught each other to dance and in no time the lovely ladies were lined up and we had our pick. Time to do it all over again Rolly!

SOME ABSTRACT THOUGHTS ABOUT OTHER THINGS.

Growth begins the moment you realize that you need some.
 
It’s not about what you can’t do, life is about​ what you would have done had you only known you could.

No matter how hard you worked and how loyal you were you still end up taking care of yourself.

The only question you never want to ask yourself is … What if?

Butterflies are living proof that you can have another life.

You can never assume that someone heard what you were saying.

The Japanese are totally responsible for America becoming a world power.

The only way to answer unsolicited phone calls is … “It’s done but there’s blood everywhere.”

Just how convenient does a marriage of convenience end up being.

The unpredictable and dangerous people always do the best radio shows but the frequent calls from the police eventually become tiresome.

Occasionally I put my sensitive side out there but when I don’t get a response I start planning revenge.

I easily fall in love but find it terrible hard to commit.

Most of the people who’ve ever influenced me were women.

Speaking of females, if they’re as innocent as they claim to be how come mothers try to keep them away from their sons.

Your imagination is the way you get to see the reality you’re about to create.

How come they don’t play real county music at a cowboy bar.

OK I’m ready to vote for whatever candidate tells the special interest groups and my and my wealthy neighbors in Palm Beach to go f**k themselves.

Recently when told a black person while discussing the Superbowl at Duffy’s that I thought Cam Newton was a sore loser he claimed that was a racist statement. So I changed the topic and said … Hey, sad news about George Martin dying huh, but when he asked who that was I thought hell, I know who Quincy Jones is. Just sayin’.

Being courageous is having the ability to master fear.

It is impossible to succeed without first having a goal.

A learned person once told me that one could educate themselves by simply reading novels because they are at least half true. With that in mind how do you feel about the fact that in most novels today big business and the government are the bad guys.

How you present a gift often becomes more important than the gift itself.

To become intellectual one must study, to become wise one must observe.

It’s not who you remember it’s who remembers you.

First came Marconi, Martinis … Then great radio.

A pessimist complains about things, an optimist expects them to change, a realist adjusts.

The secret to local radio is LOCAL.

Even though I love women, I only trust my daughters with my credit cards.

Individual great athletes are everything until a great coach shows up with regular players and kicks their ass.

The better you get, the better life gets.

An argument tends to ruin a great discussion.

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4 thoughts on “LETS DANCE!! (new for April 11/15)

  1. Country bar, huh? You haven’t been to a country bar until you’ve been to the “Big Chief”. along the Blue Grass Expressway in Kentucky, now this is what a country bar is all about.
    1. Anything more complicated to mix above a vodka and something is considered a fancy drink.
    2. Numerous heavyset (fat) guys in bib overalls with nothing on underneath them.
    3. The pickups driven by customers are actually work trucks.
    4. Few, if any, female customers who weigh under 170 pounds.
    5. Every other booth or table has someone “resting their eyes”
    6. Rodney Carrington songs in the juke box.
    7. AA Sobriety coins nailed over the back bar.
    8. Rest rooms that make you want to wear a haz-mat suit and use a breathing device.
    9. The tap beer glasses have lipstick and finger prints on them.
    10. The woman who invites you home with her, not only lives in a trailer set on cement blocks, but there is a pack of angry dogs living under it. And in a tender moment she tells you her husband is in “the pen” and she’s really, really lonely.

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