Love & Marriage Part 1. (new geo Blog for the week of July 31/17 )

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I’ve been in love six times; my three children have three different mothers, I’ve been engaged twice but married only once.
I was engaged to and married my childhood sweetheart Lana, the mother of my eldest daughter Candis and my adopted son Curtis. I was engaged to Kari who is the mother of my youngest daughter Cami, and in spite of all my failed romances, maybe I should try again.  Bring on #7, Hey, maybe I’ll get lucky?

OTHER MUSHY AND NAUGHTY STUFF FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION

Love ya, Love you too babe, I love you, and I’m in love with you all sound similar, but all have very different meanings.

A woman’s wants excite me but her needs not so much.

My favorite style of lovemaking is the kind that women are reluctant to mention.

My grandfather Ben Vince, who was a train engineer, stopped his train while traveling through Scotland so he could chat up my grandmother Charlotte Hunter whom he spotted in a field picking flowers.

On my father’s side, my grandfather Edward Johns was a band leader who when signed for a European tour married his 17-year-old piano player Anne Sutherland so she could legally travel with them. They managed to have six kids of which my Dad was the youngest.

The best partnership a couple could ever have is the one where he would die for her and she’d kill for him.

When men publicly describe the women that they love they tend to use the words from a Disney film. However, when describing the ones they don’t, they usually use words from Game Of Thrones.

What line do women cross over that takes them from “worldly” to “sluts?”

You can always buy great sex but not good conversation.

I understand that women always talk about sex with each other until men show up.

Women are a lot easier to deal with if you don’t desire them mostly because they don’t know how to handle you.

Men don’t realize that once they commit to a woman, they’ve committed to her whole family.

The only truth women wanna hear from their man is their confession about how bad they’ve been.

According to my uncle Jack, women are all the same they just look different.

Most women only remember five love affairs but no one-night stands.

Love other than the love you have for your children is very conditional.

As Jim Harper recently said, “Lucky is the man who is loved by a great woman.”

The first time you’ll ever hear about PMS is right after you confess to your girlfriend that you love her. Oh yeah, and you’ll also have to turn the music down, get rid of your two-seater sports car, stop going out with the guys, give up action movies, throw out your black leather couch, etc., etc.

When women spot a man, who seems to have the potential to be a decent father they begin to fall in love with them. Their next move is to make him perfect by trying to change him a little. Men, on the other hand, pray that the love of their life never changes but usually the reverse is what happens.

If you love something, you should set it free but if it doesn’t return you should have the right to hunt it down and kill it.

Women don’t make much sense until you love them which is why I understand both my beautiful daughters.

The definition of a so-called “good woman” is the one who listens to all your stories over and over again but appears to be hearing them for the first time.

Men usually only have two regrets on their deathbed, they didn’t spend enough time with their family, and they didn’t make love to all the women they could have.

The top 4 questions that some special ladies have asked me are:
(a) Did you know that I’m not wearing anything under this dress?
(b) Would you like to see how I amuse myself when you’re not here?
(c) Would you like to watch me shave all the way up?
(d) What do I have to do to get you to dirty text me?

If you don’t believe in magic, then explain love to me.

Being in a loveless marriage is worse than prison although unlike prison, you can buy your way out.

If you ever wonder while making love if the one your lovin’ on also makes love to others, you only have two choices left. You either marry her or run ’cause you’re done.

Being in love is the only reason to get married nothing else ever works out.

Women spend a lot of their early lives thinking about and planning on falling in love whereas it just happens to men.

Your man may need unconditional adoration and if you don’t give it that “young tart” who always seems to be sniffing around claims that she will.

The first time I ever thought about “women’s rights” was when my daughter Candis was born.

A slow trot down the aisle does not make your love unconditional you have to earn it every day.

Just because you love your family unconditionally doesn’t make any of them decent human beings.

The thing about marriage is that you have to back your partner even when they’re in the wrong.

Bald, landing strip, trimmed, or full bush?

Our deepest personal relationships are dependent on our ability to listen.

Giving up your virginity is never a magical moment so you might as well hold on to it for as long as you can.

Part II of “Love & Marriage” continues next week.

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