I’M SORRY!

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942219_10151878371699307_494554145_n1Even though I’m a California kinda guy about 18 years ago I decided to move to South Florida. The reason for my big move was so I could be near my about to be born baby Daughter. Not only have I never regretted making that life changing decision but I’ve never even thought about it up until now. Cami who is in her Senior year will be going off to college next fall.

When Cami leaves home I will be free to live where ever I want to live and do what ever I want to do for the rest of my life.
Luckily for me I’ve been involved in some of the world’s greatest Radio promotions over the years such as ‘The Last Contest’ ‘The Magic Ticket’ (it bought me my first Mercedes) ‘ The Peoples Choice’ ‘The 50% Off Free Fair’ ‘The Check’s In The Mail’ ‘The Prize Catalog’ (it helped buy our first Radio Station) ‘The Radio Rewards Program’ (it made my Brother rich.) These great promotions had one special thing in common, they were neither sales nor programming events, they were both. These huge Radio events produced both Ratings and Revenue and they did it at the same time. My plan is to put them all together along with some social media and go for world domination. As Walt Disney once said … The definition of creativity is to do something brand new or do something old in a brand new way. Besides all that Cami needs a new car to get to college in.

The only Radio meetings I’m interested in attending are the ones where we discuss how to get more listeners and mo’ money!

Have you ever noticed that the air talent you would be nervous about having in your home are usually the ones that are the most fun to listen to on the Radio.

​The folks would rather hear a bad commercial on the Radio than a bad song.
Your most loyal listener only listens to your station 3 days a week, if you could get them to listen to you one more day you would revolutionize Radio.

When you’re through learning not only are you through but you’re also dead.

Without rules there is very little creativity.

How come all the things that are supposed to be faster and easier are neither.

Your need for money has absolutely nothing to do with how much you earn other than if you use it as motivation.

I’ve had a few Women try to change me but the only two that have even come close were my Daughters.

When John Lennon said … The Beatles were just a band(better said with an English accent) but Yoko’s my life, I don’t remember anyone saying awwww isn’t that sweet!

Most Women understand why you don’t see a pretty girl at a bus stop.

For some reason a lot of Women think they need to lose 10 pounds.

Speaking of 10, my buddy Bob Christy who is at a reunion in Grand Forks called to say the first person he bumped into at his hotel was a Winnipegger who claimed the Jets are sold out for 10 years. I guess the folks have decided that they are never gonna let the Jets leave Winnipeg again.

Good usually gets in the way of great.

​Hookers ain’t cool but they’re still a lot less expensive than the free ones.

The most powerful words you’ll ever say is “I’m Sorry” unless it is accompanied by an excuse.

None of us are getting outta here alive so we might as well raise a little hell. ​

No matter how badly you’re doing, you are still doing better than most people who have ever lived before you.

Pictures of yourself are pretty boring but pictures of you with a beautiful Woman the folks all have time for.

You’re a lot more amusing when you’re the one buying the drinks.

Pretty Women sitting at a bar alone do want you to talk to them.

My taste in Women hasn’t seemed to have evolved much, when I was fifteen 20 year olds looked great and they still do.

One Woman at a time is already a way more than enough.

Revenge is a beautiful way to get over anger.

Unless you know someone, avoid places with velvet ropes and lines.

If you need a little motivation so you’ll work harder, try riding the bus to work for a week.

How could you possibly not take it personally when you get fired.

Why do movie stars wanna be singers and singers wanna be movie stars.

There’s got to be a good reason why there are not a lotta plaques and statues honoring Mr Businessman.

Even after all these years one of my favorite breathless moments was hearing Jimmy Darin play our first record “Until You Do” – The Jury on the Radio for the first time.

I wonder what’s worse, being married to someone you don’t love or being married to someone who doesn’t love you.

My good friend Marnie Howard once told me that she thought I was fearless, I wonder if she meant that in a good way.

​Speaking of Marnie she is coming out with her new book very soon entitled “Bumble​ssons: Reminding Children to Practice Kindness.” Once it’s out I wonder if I will be able to talk her into writing a book with me.

Wow, Bo-Sox best record in baseball … Can you spell World Series!

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