# 8 “CLASS REUNION” (from Jan 12/15)

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Jack-George.3586_10151827070879307_632979385_n1Jack McCoy always claimed that in order to be successful one must have a secret and two of his early ones were how to get out of the “Last Contest” alive and what the phone number was to the special printing press that could print 5 different ticket numbers for his “Prize Catalog”.
Our little secret for the “Class” format was knowing that women loved rock stars but never liked their music.Once music research hit the streets our secret was gone as was Jack’s when lots of those special printing presses came on line so it was time for both of us to move on to other secrets.

Meanwhile before it’s too late it would be fun to have a “Class Reunion” sometime and relive all those wonderful days when we were kicking ass and driving fancy cars. Any thoughts on where or when?

OTHER ABSTRACT THOUGHTS TO PONDER…

It’s not about creating art that will sell it’s about figuring out how to sell the art we all ready have.
 
There is no acceptable time for your parents to die.
 
The only good part about the split with the Hunny Bunny is no Alimony nor Child Support involved.
 
Most men are looking for a woman who is an ice queen in public and a slut behind closed doors.
 
When the women I care about call me George I know I’m in trouble.
 
Languaging is the beginning of understanding.
 
If I was the owner of a NFL team I would give my new coach everything he needed except the right to run the “prevent defense”.
 
Is it just me or now that Hotel lobbies are getting bigger the rooms seem to be getting smaller.
 
Truth is truth so there is no way around it but ratings are not true so there is another way.
 
I find it very scary that a person may be a Republican or Democrat their whole life no matter what.
 
If there was full financial disclosure before the wedding about how the marriage would end I’m sure there would be fewer weddings.
 
The only way to super succeed is by not following the system.
 
The best time to go with a system by the way is at the moment you run out of the “good stuff”.
 
Most staffs only need you to be real specific about a project when they really don’t wanna do it.
 
Remember when radio came with “perks”.
 
Why do successful things have a tendency to become evil as they get more successful.
 
Why do stolen sex tapes always seem to restart an otherwise waning career.
 
What you think is kinda useless information, it’s what you know that brings home the bacon.
 
I wonder when I should start explaining to my Grandson Nathaniel who is pretty special how great his Mother is.
 
Most groups break up because the only thing they have in common is the music.
 
If you’re doing something special on the radio it really doesn’t matter if you are FM or AM.
 
Radio amongst other things is missing the element of surprise.
 
If your clients don’t need you to send anybody to their store then you really don’t need that expensive morning show.
 
Most of the good radio of the past sounds better when talked about then when listened to.
 
There are two theories about how to argue with women and neither of them work.
 
When you’re a young Turk there is no need for a rear view mirror but as time goes by you’ll wish you had one just to see all the great stuff you may have accomplished.
 
The dark side is 10 times more powerful than the bright side.
 
So far only two musical phenomenons have changed the world … Elvis and the Beatles.
 
Is there such a thing as a born again Jew or Muslim.
 
If you’re worried about politicians screwing with your retirement funds elect older ones.

The fact that women control 81% of the spendable income in America not to mention possessing 100% of what most men want makes them a very powerful entity.

Lesley Palmiter claims that the only reason that the women of Iraq and Iran walk 10 paces behind men is because of land mines.

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30 thoughts on “# 8 “CLASS REUNION” (from Jan 12/15)

  1. Ironically, I had a dream last night and you were in it – along with 2 of your brothers – (do you have 2 brothers?) We were supposed to meet somewhere, but I became sidetracked by a clerk in a store who wasn’t wearing any panties….haha….Honest! The ‘reunion’ idea has merit, especially as we get older …ie: we’ll all never be as young as we are at this very moment. On another matter…I was thinking how nice it would be if you allowed space (to the right of each of your ‘thoughts’) where people could either post a ‘like’, or, better still, comment on the observation itself – right there. There were some really goooood ones today! Best of the season, Geo.

    • I have one brother Earl and he ended up much later becoming the PD of CFTR. When being introduced around on his first day the SM said to him … I hope you’re not related to that prick George Johns.

  2. Book a seat for your first Class FM VP’/Programming and Morning Guy at the table with two of my favorite programmers, you and Jack McCoy. First choice, San Diego in the spring. Second choice middle America somewhere….. San Antonio? Class FM San Antonio made many friends and many waves there as well as ratings and revenue records that will never be equalled again.

    • Thanks for the input Bill and seeing as you worked a few Class FMs as Cat and Reid did we may need a special table for the long of tooth characters.

  3. I can Feel San diego winning….but I’m stuck on tha Pheonician in Scottsdale. but say the word and I’ll meetcha Anyway. rc

  4. George, sounds like it would be a helluva party! Pencil me in as a maybe and a sure bet if it’s here in Phoenix. There’s plenty of choices but the Indian owned casinos all have hotels now and most likely the cheapest rooms. They also have great golf courses attached. Talking Stick & Whirlwind would be the best choices. Whirlwind is connected to the Sheraton Wild Horse Pass casino and resort and next to the Rawhide Old Western town. It’s located off I-10 about 20 minutes south of the airport. Talking Stick is about 20 minutes north of the airport on the Loop 101 freeway. Has two golf courses and another golf related attraction.

  5. Reunion Pre-amble…George – do I qualify? I spent 3 years at Fairwest – went to STAR in Milwaukee to handle the incoming police calls and keep Cat calm, went to Norfolk with the gift catalog, went to Montreal with the interactive phone, went to Kansas with the credit card affinity program, went to Transtar to oversee the Music of Your Life music rotation and keep Gary calm, and on weekends ran 10ks with you via Reg’s Mercedes (the Mercedes went to Texas). San Diego would be a good location.

  6. I kind of like Scottsdale, as that’s where I stayed on the way to get a Jack McCoy presentation. Boston would be great in the summer or the great lake in NH as we know someone who has a house or two there.

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