Officer Kari Pallotto recently pulled me over for speeding. Here I am now trying to get out of the ticket by buying her lunch at a fancy restaurant. When I asked her why she pulled me over instead of the folks who were driving even faster she explained that you get a ticket every 55th time you speed so it wasn’t their turn, it was mine. She suggested I just Man Up and pay the fine. Damn! I was hoping she pulled me over because she was attracted to me.

Not only was Kari a fun lunch but she also provided me with a 1st. It was the first time I had ever lunched with a beautiful woman who was wearing a gun! I definitely made no sudden nor subtle moves.

Wisdom is an acquired intellect which unfortunately can only be gained by growing old.

The real problem with “Politically Correct” is we no longer know what anybody is really thinking.

So even though the Sanford Police didn’t think that George Zimmerman deserved to be arrested wouldn’t you have just put on a pair of dark sunglasses and made a run for it when Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were down here ranting and raving.

So if a petition can turn over a police decision and get somebody arrested then I would like to start a couple that get some of those Wife beating “Gangsta” pro athletes put in Jail too.

How does Trayvon Martin keeps getting older looking in the new pictures they are publishing of him. I thought he was dead!

I wonder what kind of a severance package the so called NBC producer gets as he takes the fall all by himself for editing out some words Zimmerman was taped saying that made it appear he was racist.

Your needs in life have absolutely nothing to do with what you get in life.

Like most people I can dish it out a hell of a lot better than I can take it.

Most people would rather lose a limb than be embarrassed.

Being originally from Canada I think every province needs to have an NHL team so as put that Canadian city on the map. When I tell people today that I’m from Winnipeg I no longer have to explain it’s located 500 miles straight north of Minneapolis. Now they just say … Ahhh the home of the Winnipeg Jets!

When I sit around with a bunch of guys we always talk about Sports, Business, and Women. Guys all have a few women that make their highlight reel from the past. The weird thing is I have never heard women discuss past men in the same fashion.

Jim Hilliard and I are going back together to where we first met more years ago than we can even admit now. We are attending the long over due reunion of CKY which produced many of Canada’s and America’s greatest broadcasters. Jim of course keeps trying to wiggle out of going because he is a total futurist and is hardly into today let alone yesterday. At dinner with Jim and his wife Barbara I explained that Jim just might want to enjoy the past a little more because the last time I peeked at the future it looked an awful lot like a brick wall.

President Obama is so good at raising money I think he should do it full time and wipe out our debt.

Speaking of Obama, he was just here in Florida raising money from rich people. What I cant understand is why the very people he claims he is going to tax more would want to contribute to his a campaign.

I learned a long time ago that the #1 station in any market is the Biggest Biller and ratings are only one of the tools needed to get to that coveted position.

Wow Bubba Watson never took a golf lesson in his life and he wins the Masters. Now he gets to play in the Masters for the rest of his life and is guaranteed 5 years on the pro circuit. Even taking a Radio Station from worst to first doesn’t pay off like that and having a hit record doesn’t either unless of course you wrote it.

Charles Manson was just denied parole again which means he is in there till he dies. The weird thing is they had more on OJ than they ever had on Manson and Manson never even killed anybody.

Wow Dean Goodman bought the CBS stations here in West Palm Beach. It’s going to be fun watching a Radio Gunslinger taking on CC’s systems. He can do things instantly which makes him very dangerous. Dean has to make his stations very special so he can get on the must buy list otherwise Clear Channel will just starve him out by dropping the rates.

Most people listen to A Radio Station and even though they may like some of the Station’s personalities they are mostly very loyal to the station. There are very few phenomenons like Howard Stern, Rush Limbaugh, Ron Chapman and Jeff & Jer who can leave one station and drag their exclusive listeners to another.

If Money is the root of all evil then Religion must be the root of all Wars.

I figure the Star System in Show Biz goes this way. #1 Movie Stars #2 TV Stars #3 Record Stars #4 Radio Stars #5 Broadway Stars. Only one of these groups think they do a better show when they’re just winging it.

I think America wants to be just a little left or right of center but the politicians all seem to be far right or far left. Maybe that’s the only way they can raise money for their campaigns.

Is it true that Jewish and Black people can only vote for a Democrat for President. What kind of democracy is that.

What I never understood about South Florida is that even though the region swells by millions of people every winter radio still has a bad first quarter.

Isn’t asking an oil executive what he thinks the best energy source in the future will be is the same as asking a Radio sales person what kind of Media you should use to advertise your new product.