While dating the Hunny Bunny (above right) for a couple of years, not only did my friends rag on me about our age difference, but they also didn’t want me bringing her around their wives because they would no longer be allowed to hang out with me.
So, even though she claimed that age was just a number, and we had a couple of great years together, I decided to move on. (Man, do I miss her!)
Obviously, I didn’t learn my lesson because here I am again, back at the bars again, playing the fool again
This time I’m excited about Sammanthia (above left), who is turning 21 and seems very interested in a little plan I’ve put together.
First, I explain, we go shopping at Victoria’s Secret, which I’m very excited about because I know what Victoria’s secret is. (they encourage the ladies companions to join them in the dressing room)
Next, we board a plane bound for Malibu Beach, where after a few fun days in the sun we then slip over to Tahoe for even more fun.
At some point, Sam asked, “Aren’t I a little young for you” and I responded with, “When I was 15, I loved twenty-year-olds and still do.
What I’m thinking now is, maybe the real problem with the Hunny Bunny was, she may have been a little too old for me?
Oh, by the way, Samantha, I also promised to make you famous didn’t I, well, now you are. Happy Birthday!
In my day when you bought your first guitar, as soon as you could play “Louie Louie,” you started a band. What’s the entry-level tune today?
Men and Women are nothing alike but we’re all pretty happy about it.
My Daughter Candis once said to me, “Dad, the Women you get involved with all seem to get your money, but none of them get you, do they?”
Speaking of money, how much a person makes is not the proper measuring stick to judge how talented they may or may not be.
How come at most restaurants you never have to get anybody’s attention to take your plate away?
When you hear the words “I wonder who she’s sleeping with,” accurately describes the activity they were wondering about?
Speaking of that special kind of activity … Hey guys, if in the middle of making love you wonder if she’s sleeping with anyone else, it’s your last chance to run.
You become smart right after you figure out how stupid you are.
Speaking of stupid, most of the young ladies who appear attracted to me are the damsels in distress types, and the Women I’m attracted to are broken. So when we come together, we produce a new strain of stress!
There is absolutely no correlation between your need for money and what you’re being paid.
Never forget the fact that the dark side is at least 10 times more powerful than the bright side”
Most leaders of most countries are measured more by their charismatic attraction than they are by their deeds. Isn’t that right, Mr. Kennedy and Mr. Trudeau.
Why are most condo boards filled with people who have never been in charge of anything in their entire life?
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“How come at most restaurants you never have to get anybody’s attention to take away your plate!”
Sheryl Crow does Rock!
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Cool! When you are going to be in Laguna, Newport or around there…..we gotta get together….somebody I want you to meet!
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I never “ragged” you about the Hunny Bunny, did I?
No you didn’t Bobby, You, Reid and Bill Stairs thought she was God’s gift to me for some good deeds I had done in the past which of course I no longer can recollect.
Gee, just think George, soon you and your Grandson can double date
He’ll be too much competition, I’ll need to go a little older me thinks.
Another good one, George!
Happy New Year Earl and the same to everybody in the Homeland.
I think you just talked me out of buying a condo. I had forgotten about all those little Hitlers in the making. When they get bored, the board resorts to all sorts of ridiculous and strange maneuvers. They must have a reason for being.
They never were anybody Bruce and this is their last shot to be somebody.
Looking forward to the story on KVIL.
Happy new year George ! (looks like you already have that taken care of)