Most Men Speak 4 Languages. (new for Nov 07/16)

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Supposedly for the majority of his life Jerry Lewis was pretty f#cked up so he finally decided to seek help and made an appointment with a psychiatrist. After several sessions, the Doctor surprisingly asked Jerry if there was anything else he could do to earn a living. Jerry who was slightly taken aback with the question explained that because both of his parents were vaudeville performers and he was actually born backstage in a trunk all that he has ever known is showbusiness. He went on to say that because he had been performing for most of his life he had never attempted doing anything else. The psychiatrist then claimed that he was pretty sure he knew what was wrong with him and with some therapy he was quite confident that he could fix him. The downside though he told Jerry was that even though you’ll feel much better you may not be funny anymore. Without saying a word Jerry got up and left the room never to return.

OTHER RANDOM THOUGHTS

All Men Speak At Least 4 Languages.

1.The language they use when women are within earshot.
2.The even softer language they use when ladies are immediately present.
3. That very special language that they talk whenever they are with their mothers or daughters.
4.Then there of course there’s the macho speak that they use when only men are around.

The richer you are the better entertainer you appear to be.

What explanation would you give to an alien from outer space if he asked why the females on your planet paint themselves?

The steeper the hill the better your attitude needs to be before you attempt climbing it.

It really doesn’t matter how many times you fell down, all that counts is how many times did you get back up?

Women are into lifestyle men are into women.

Sexism is not limited to females.

You’ll never be a radio star until you have the ability to make your listeners see what you’re saying.

The way you begin your journey to stardom is by being for all things that are good and aginst all that is evil.

The more talented you are the less local you have to be when you’re on the radio but you’re unbeatable if you are both.

It’s very difficult to change but even more difficult to grow.

The problem with new concepts is that by the time you understand them you’ve already missed the investment opportunity.

Just because you may agree with something a newscaster said doesn’t make it truer.

Without criminals, the economy in America would just tank. Can you imagine how many federal agents, judges, bodyguards, lawyers, policemen, and others would be out of work?

Until the government told me I never realized how perfect blacks, Hispanics, Muslims, gays and women were.

All men know what type of a woman would be best for them until the blonde with the big tits shows up.

Women are like crock pots whereas men are like microwave ovens.

If you were a pedophile wouldn’t becoming a Catholic priest be your dream job.

I can’t figure out why they present the Nobel Peace Prize to leaders of countries who not only start wars but continue to fight them for decades.

By the time you’ve figured everything out your old and all you really figured out was that it was a waste of time trying to figure things out.

No woman ever feels beautiful enough not to be fearful of her man being attracted to a younger woman.

Most men fantasize about women they already know whereas women mostly fantasize about men that they don’t know.

I am for no political party that doesn’t support the middle class. Well, that statement immediately made me a man without a party huh ?

Who ever becomes our new presidaent this week has a real shot day one of being our most hated.

Politicians are only afraid of two things … Guns and elections.

Wow, what an exciting world series, huh, but one can only wonder if all these championships going seven games is just a coincidence.

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HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY ! (Nov 06/16)

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1546111_10152873985264307_4435541165681195063_nWhen I was in my early 50’s I surprisingly found out that I was gonna be a daddy again and I remember thinking at the time that this sorta stuff happened to high schoolers, not 50 year – olds like me. On November 06 1995 all that uncertainty went away though the moment the nurse handed me a wee baby girl named Camera Anne Johns Summerfield. She was screaming bloody murder so I gently stroked her silky hair as I gave her little kisses and began to whisper in her ear what a fun life we were going to have together. I told her about all the great adventures we were going to go on and all the wonderful places we were gonna visit. She must have bought into my plan because she soon calmed right down and as I think back now some 21 years later, I do believe we did ’em all.
Our adventures began by our going to Hawaii when Cami was but a wee thing, then it was off to the mountains of British Columbia several times. All over California a whole bunch of times which enabled us to do Disney and Universal Studios on both coasts and hang out in the wine country up north. We hid from a hurricane in Chicago and even went across America by train. Once while visiting my Mom in Canada she asked me why I was doing all these things with Cami now because she claimed that she was much too young to remember any of it. I told her that Cami was having a great time doing all this stuff with me so it really didn’t matter if she remembered it or not because I was going to remember it all for her. Happy 21st wee one, I love you with all my heart! xodaddyxo

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Being Whipped Is Understandable. (new for Oct 31/16) #6 of my 12 most read Blogs during 2016.

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When I began my radio career at CKY in Winnipeg as a part-time board-op my first break came early on. Just before the annual Christmas party Management decided to shake things up by making us draw for our tables and that’s where I really lucked out. Not only did I get to sit with Jimmy Darin (Jim Hilliard) who was the station’s program director but also with Canada’s legendary TV sportscaster and morning man Jack Wells. Hey, how cool was that and what an opportunity for a rookie to impress. I couldn’t let the opportunity get away from me so I foolishly used humor as my attention grabber. However as you can see in the picture above I must have ended up been rather successful. The reason that I know that it was me who caused the laughter was because my soon to be bride Lana wasn’t really laughing. She of course had heard all of my “A” material many times before.

OTHER RANDOM THOUGHTS

It’s not in what order you play the songs from the “safe list” that determines whether or not you’re a good programmer. It’s being smart enough to know if your target audience wants to hear that particular tune on your radio station.

Absolutely nothing is permanent.
 
Saying I love you to a beautiful woman does not lead you to a wonderful place it only leads to the job jar.
 
I believe each and every fact that comes out claiming that certain forms of drinking are actually good for you.
 
Unfortunately, as you get older time really starts to fly but the good news is that you’re the pilot.
 
wealth is measured by the things that you have that no amount money could persuade you to sell.
 
Being one I’m kinda partial to old white straight guys and kinda suspicious of those who ain’t.
 
Other than a Doctor I don’t believe any male has ever used the word vagina.
 
Fines don’t work on the rich just as free stuff doesn’t work on the poor.
 
I think that anybody who is on welfare should have to perform some sort of service in their community because nobody respects free.
 
I will never believe that what’s best for corporate America is what’s good for the US.
 
I’m pretty sure that it was God who created the best things about California so what the hell are all the taxes for.
 
The 3 things you can never take back are … A bullet, your words, and a missed opportunity.
 
I just read somewhere that the best age to get married is between 28 and 32 which leaves me out. Whew!
 
Our brains like the smart girls our dicks like the pretties but our hearts love the combination.
 
The road to happiness begins with your ability to say what you mean and mean what you say.
 
You cannot teach understanding.
 
Being a Republican or a Democrat does not make you any smarter.
 
Your reputation is mostly out of your hands because it is decided by others.
 
My boss Jim Hilliard once explained to me that if he called out my name and I could hear him, he already had all the money.
 
Do big corporations actually think that they have the right to lie?
 
Without any action, a good idea can quickly become a bad one.
 
If you don’t know what to do your best bet is to do nothing.
 
Sometimes with a small change in attitude, one can change their whole life.
 
The more famous you are the uglier the stories about you become.
 

Being pussy whipped is totally understood but never respected.

Democrats and Republicans seem too stuck in their ways, independents are much more fun and also hold all the power at the moment.

November 09 is gonna be an interesting day huh?

Dylan claims that he was silent about his Nobel award because he was rendered speechless.

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Still Thinkin’ ’bout My Birthday !

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So as I sat there waiting for hurricane Mathew to show up and wondering just what the hell I was doing here I got to thinking about my recent birthday again. So far I’ve had a great life with a whole bunch of good memories but now I realize that if I’m ever gonna make any kind of change in my life now would be the time to do it. With the road ahead of me slowly shrinking everyday and the one behind growing, I would think that time is of the essence. I do however have a beautiful place in West Palm Beach which is very affordable with a fantastic view (see pictures above) but unfortunately most my of my friends and family live in California. Hell, even my daughter Cami who is the main reason that I’m here in the first place no longer lives here. If you were me what would you do? geo

 

Hurricane Mathew Aftermath.

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Power went off at 2:30 am but was back on when I got up at 6. Opened up the hurricane shutters and the balcony furniture is still there although it did move around a bit on both balconies. Can’t see any damage but the golf course below is a vivid green so it must have liked the storm. All seems well around my place. Whew!
Looks like I’ve got enough emergency supplies to have an emergency party. 
1 pot of pasta. (half gone)
1 bottle of orange juice.
2 bottles of Diet Coke. (half of one gone)
1 bottle of Vodka that’s been distilled five times.
1 jar of olives
1 bottle of Vermouth
1 bottle of Canadian Whiskey. (more than half gone)
1 bottle of white wine.
1 bottle of a nice red.
A bunch of “bad for you” snacks. (2 cookies, a bag of tortilla chips and a few Kit Kats are gone)

Hello World! geo