I met Marnie Howard a couple or so years ago when we had lunch at J Alexanders in Ft Lauderdale. Marnie had written a book called “Giving is Living” which was just out in hard cover. We were meeting about the possibility of a tie in for the book with my friend Delilah and it also happened to be her Birthday so a little wine was also in order. Marnie has always been very fun to be with so I’m very pleased to say I got to enjoy hanging out with her quite often after that first fun lunch. But as beautiful and smart as Marnie is (a lethal combination that renders me helpless) I don’t think I ever came on to her (like I had a shot) mainly because I felt she was too young for me, not to mention she moved to Miami which was just too far away. 

When Marnie moved we kinda lost touch with each other for a while and wouldn’t you know it I ended up with someone who was actually 10 years younger than she was who also lived in Miami. What the hell was I thinkin’ is what I’m thinking because all I can get from Marnie now is love advice. Something is very wrong with this picture but there is certainly nothing wrong with hers!

Over the years a few Women have claimed they loved me and as wonderful as that may sound I never believed them. What I would eventually do was figure out how to get them to leave me. Sadly I’m very good at that.

Have you ever noticed that when a Woman demands you tell them the truth then the next thing you usually hear is … “How dare you say that to me.”

All Women hate Womanizers unless they of course are the ones being Womanized!

A smart Man can handle almost anything except a very beautiful Woman.

When Women pretend they don’t understand what we mean do they think we buy it, and are they buying our pretending we believe they don’t understand. 

Once atheists, gays and minorities get what they want y’all better do up your seat belts ’cause it’ll be our turn!

A list exists that you never want to be on and I believe Cory Montieth (Glee) may have been on that list. Once you go in and out of rehab a few times you make that list forever and no matter what you do you never get off of it. It’s a list of people who when you hear of their death, you are not really surprised, in fact you were kind expecting it.

The only reason to get married I figure is to have children.

Just because it’s the law doesn’t make it right.

You can get away with anything in America without hurting your career except using the “N” word or having sex.

Without Elvis there would be no Beatles, without The Beatles there would be no music worth a damn!

The best things in life are not free nor are they things.
Why is it as soon as a person is successful enough to be able to afford paying taxes they spend most of their time trying to figure out how not to.

Unlike Obama I’m not afraid oil companies, banks, or drug companies. I don’t need no stinkin’ campaign funds.

The secret to success is your continuing to pursue it.

You are not naturally courageous, the only way you become so is by conjuring up courage. The more often you do so the more courageous you become.

Has anything ever been solved by worrying about it.

Who would you rather have involved with your basketball team … Dwight Howard or Coach K ?

I read somewhere that we would be far better off taking care of ourselves than worrying about the planet. Earth will still be here long after you and yours are gone.

It’s not illegal to use reverse racism. What’s up with that!

What do you call a sales guy who has his own Radio show … A sales guy who has his own Radio show. Right Barry!

In 1985 Bill Yde, my brother Reg and I bought a brand new Radio station in Portland Oregon called K103. By 1986 it was #1 which it still is today. How the hell were we supposed to know we should have hung it up right then!

Being a Canadian but living in America I still can’t figure out what slavery and racism have to do with each other.

have spent my whole life pursuing happiness and sometimes I am.

I was at Duffy’s tonight sitting between 4 decent looking females. The ones on my left were just drinking and having a good time, the ones on my right were talking about realizing their eggs drying up along with their sex lives. They were discussing how they both needed to get a boyfriend soon so they could correctly align him to do the right thing. I wish some single guys could have been there to hear this conversation. Love never came up, only fertilization.

A successful Radio station needs a good strategy more than it does a good promotion.

The is no sense opening the mike if you don’t have the closing line. Why not just just hit a jingle and spare us with what you came up with to try and get yourself out of the corner you just painted yourself into.

The best thing about advertising is it quickly kills bad products.

I take a lot of pride in a lot of the projects I’ve been involved with but it’s the ones I’m not proud of that make for far better stories.

The only difference between making $50,000 a year or $50,000 a month is the knowledge on how to do so.

You are who you are acting like this very moment … Hey I’m a writer(-:

It’s always good to keep some air checks around for a few years just for review in the future. If you’re not a little embarrassed by them you’re not keeping up with the times.

Wow,  Zimmerman not guilty! I was ready to put a thou down on manslaughter after the Judge practically ordered it up. I guess the Jury wasn’t afraid of her like the lawyers were.

Also what’s up with the “White Hispanic” label, is that gonna get any traction in the future do you suppose.

If you don’t have sex and/or greed on your Web Site you don’t have many visitors.







10 thoughts on “WOMANIZERS!

  1. You know I love ya…but this is gonna be a private conversation.
    Oh!! On the record..,STOP LISTENING TO WOMEN IN BARS.!!!!

    • Geri, You sure don’t look like my Mom but you sound a lot like her.(-: The only bars I go to are sports bars and there aren’t many Women in there except the bar tenders.

  2. Great stuff as always George!

    The best things in life ARE FREE. It only costs money to put yourself in the best seat to enjoy them!

    And what’s this fear of beautiful women??? The prettiest people are the most insecure about it deep down.

    • Some of us are not as brave as you Paul to ride a chopper down a couple of times so we could purchase that front row seat on life. I don’t have a fear of beautiful Women Paul I just hate the power they have over me.

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