“This May Be Malicious” #3 of my most read Blogs in 2014.

305959_10151825017259307_1307603411_nunnamed-1Betsy Cameron is not only beautiful but she is also my lawyer and my friend. Hey how many Lawyers do you know that would hand you a check for twenty thousand dollars to use as a down payment on your new condo and then tell you to pay it back whenever you can.
Betsy as you can easily see is busily working on one of my many projects which generally means she mostly is trying to determine whether or not it is legal. Seeing as lawyers are paid by the hour I can’t help but wonder just how long this deep thinking session is going to take.
Betsy is also one of several women who claim that if anything goes bad with their significant others, I’m next in line. I just hope as wonderful as they all are that it doesn’t happen on the same night.

The difference between male and female friends is your male friends don’t need you to run errands.

Is it possible for a politically correct person to become rich.

Has anybody heard anything on the radio worth recording lately.

Bruce Walker who gets my Blog from another source claims it comes with a warning sticker “May Be Malicious”.

People who have the right to be wrong are usually the ones who get it right.

A long time ago I figured out what was wrong with me and why but I still haven’t figured out yet how to fix it.

I just finished watching an HBO series called “The Pacific” which began the day Pearl Harbor was bombed by the Japanese and caused America to finally realized that a World War was going. The first into battle were the Marines who were also the last out but by the time they got back to the USA all the free pussy and booze that was being passed around to all the conquering heroes as they returned home had already dried up.

While being on a client trip to Paris it was explained to me by some Americans who were working in France that the main difference between them and the French was that they were totally into were into the accomplishment of the mission but the French were more into how they looked while doing the mission.

When a man falls in love he will give up their life to protect the one he loves but unfortunately there no points given because it’s expected.

The “Great Ones” always have enough show prep leftovers after a great show so they put them in a doggy bag to they save for a rainy day.

Faith is making that first move even though you can’t see the finish line.

You don’t really get to choose when or where you die so you might as well get on with the only thing you do control … Living!

It has taken me years to figure out that the only women who are really innocent are my Daughters and my Niece, but I do have my eye on them.

I know this sounds ridiculous but most people don’t understand that the only way you learn is by asking questions.

Being a single guy I date a little and because I have no need to date a bunch I decided to cut back a bit and only go for quality. What I did was discard all the takers and the resulting bulge in my jeans turned out to be the money I’d saved.

Living with your mistakes makes them hurt twice as much.

Most people listen to different kinds of Radio stations depending on what kind of a mood they’re in so the trick is to have the kinda radio station that matches the mood they’re in most of the time.

Seems some women in Transcona are upset about my last Blog but seeing as I write it mostly for Men I can’t even understand why they read it. Maybe they just like being upset eh?

When Women talk about wanting equal rights they may in fact only be talking about having the same rights as a beautiful woman. I want those rights too.

Isn’t it funny that the people who complain the most about corruption and racism are in fact the most racist and corrupt of all. What say you Ray Nagin way down yonder in New Orleans.

It usually works out much better for you when you owe a Lady a favor rather than the other way around.

Speaking of the Ladies I do really love them (Ok not all of them) but make no mistake about it I’m for Men first coz we are out here on the skinny branches all by ourself.

The controversial thing about being politically correct is your reason for being politically correct.

The sad thing about kids being taught that there are no winners or losers is, can you imagine the shock some of them are going to suffer when they get out here in the real world and discover they’re not as precious as society led them to believe.

When you hear the words … “Wise beyond their years” you’re actually dealing with a person who has gone through a lot of pain a way too early in their life.

So sad to hear that old friend Jerry Brenner passed away last week. Jerry was one of the best record promoters ever but more importantly he was a hell of a guy. I’m sure Charlie Minor and him have already got the party started and are wondering where the hell the rest of us are. RIP Jerry!

 

 

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