#5 All Time. Radio Geo’s Media Blog (Age is just a #) Published 5/29/18.

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While dating the Hunny Bunny (above right) for a couple of years, not only did my friends rag on me about our age difference, but they also didn’t want me bringing her around their wives.
Unfortunately, they claimed, “If our wives ever meet her, we will no longer be allowed to hang around with you.

So, even though we had a couple of great years together and she claimed that age was just a number when my daughters didn’t even want to meet her, I decided to move on. (Man, do I miss her!)

Obviously, I didn’t learn my lesson because here I am again, back at the bar again, playing the fool again
This time I’m excited about Sammanthia (above left), who is turning 21 soon and appears to be more than interested in a little plan I’ve put together.

“The first thing we’re gonna do,” I told her, “Is do a little shopping at Victoria’s Secret.
Now the reason that excites me is because I know what Victoria’s secret is. They encourage the ladies’ companions to join them in the dressing room as they try on the various little sweet nothings.

After we load up at Vic’s, we’ll then pack it all up for a plane ride to Malibu Beach.
Then after a few fun days of lying on the beach tanning, we’ll slip over to Tahoe for even more fun.

When at some point, Sam asked, “Aren’t I a little young for you,” I responded, “When I was 15, I loved twenty-year-olds and I still do.
What I’m thinking now is, maybe the Hunny Bunny was a little old for me?

Oh, and I also promised Samanthia that for her birthday that I’d make her famous well you are now, darlin’ Happy Birthday!

GEO’S LIFE-LINERS

In my day when you bought your first guitar, as soon as you could play “Louie Louie,” you started a band. What’s the entry-level tune today?

Men and Women are nothing alike but we’re all pretty happy about it.

My Daughter Candis once said to me, “Dad, the Women you get involved with all seem to get your money, but none of them get you, do they?”

Speaking of money, how much a person makes is not the proper measuring stick to judge how talented they may or may not be.

If it’s politically incorrect to say it but it’s true, do you still have to keep your mouth shut?
 
OK how about if it’s politically incorrect but you are under oath, what then?
 

How come at most restaurants you never have to get anybody’s attention to take your plate away?

When you hear the words “I wonder who she’s sleeping with,” accurately describes the activity they were wondering about?

Speaking of that special kind of activity … Hey guys, if in the middle of making love you wonder if she’s sleeping with anyone else, it’s your last chance to run.

You may be only one more try away from succeeding.
 
There is a list of people in our heads that consists of some folks whom when you hear they died before their time you’re not shocked.
 
Your kids will never accept nor want to meet the next love in your life after you and their Mother split up.
 
So if in school they don’t let men and women shower together because of the sexual ramifications, how does that work with gays.
 
I was at Duffy’s tonight when Sheryl Crowe’s ” Are You Strong Enough To Be My Man” came on the speakers. No problem baby, unless of course that means physically pushing you around?
 
It doesn’t matter what you think, it’s what you figure out that matters. 
 
Sometimes the closer you get, the less you see!
 
The reason a lot of very successful people aren’t happy is because they are so busy succeeding that they don’t have the time to enjoy it.
 

You become smart right after you figure out how stupid you are.

Speaking of stupid, most of the young ladies who appear attracted to me are the damsels in distress types, and the Women I’m attracted to are broken. So when we come together, we produce a new strain of stress!

There is absolutely no correlation between your need for money and what you’re being paid.

One of the first stressful things you’ll ever do is take that long walk across the dance floor and ask a girl to dance while all your buddies watch you. Once you do that you can do anything.
 
I am currently writing a story about the legendary Kay Ville and even giving up some of her secrets. One of them was the hiring of great talent and the Texas Hall Of Fame agrees with our hires because most of them are in there.
 
My Daughter Cami told me that not everyone gets my humor, including her.
 
Even though I’m a better Father than my Father was, I’m not even close to being as good a man as he was.
 
When I was a kid the Dee Jays were much bigger than the music. So I’m wondering if they’re less talented today, or did the music just get better.
 
Have you ever noticed how forgiving businessmen are of each other’s evil?
 
Unfortunately, most Doctors did not graduate from the top of their class.
 

Never forget the fact that the dark side is at least 10 times more powerful than the bright side”

Most leaders of most countries are measured more by their charismatic attraction than they are by their deeds. Isn’t that right, Mr. Kennedy and Mr. Trudeau.

Why are most condo boards filled with people who have never been in charge of anything in their entire life?

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Geo’s Media Blog is an inside look at Radio, Music, Movies, and Life. For a sneak peek at some upcoming Blogs or to see some that you may have missed, go to Geo’s Media Blog @ GeorgeJohns.com. On Twitter @GeoOfTheRadio. Sharing and commenting appreciated.

 

13 thoughts on “#5 All Time. Radio Geo’s Media Blog (Age is just a #) Published 5/29/18.

  1. Cool! When you are going to be in Laguna, Newport or around there…..we gotta get together….somebody I want you to meet!

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    • No you didn’t Bobby, You, Reid and Bill Stairs thought she was God’s gift to me for some good deeds I had done in the past which of course I no longer can recollect.

  3. I think you just talked me out of buying a condo. I had forgotten about all those little Hitlers in the making. When they get bored, the board resorts to all sorts of ridiculous and strange maneuvers. They must have a reason for being.
    Bruce

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