While dating the hunny bunny people ragged on me about our age difference so even though she claimed age was just a number I moved on. Now I’m excited to say that Sammanthia who just turned 21 seems interested in a plan I’ve come up with. First we shop at Victoria’s Secret where I know the secret then we board a plane bound for Laguna Beach where after a few fun days we slip over to Tahoe for even more fun. My new think is HB may in fact have been a little too old for me. Oh by the way Sammanthia happy birthday, you’re now famous.
When I was a kid you bought a guitar and as soon as you could play “Louie Louie” you started a band. What’s the entry level tune today.
Men and Women are nothing alike but for the most part they seem pretty happy about it.
My Daughter Candis once said to me … Dad the Women you get involved with all seem to get your money but none of them get you do they.
Speaking of money, how much of it a person makes is not the proper measuring stick to judge how talented someone may or may not be.
If it’s politically incorrect but true do you still have to keep your mouth shut.
OK how about if it’s politically incorrect but you are under oath, what then?
How come at most restaurants you never have to get anybody’s attention to take your plate away!
When you hear the words … I wonder who she’s sleeping with accurately describes the activity they were wondering about.
Speaking of that special kind of activity … If in the middle of making love you wonder for a moment if she’s sleeping with anyone else, it’s your last chance to run.
You may be only one more try away from succeeding.
There is a very real list we all have in our heads that consists of some people whom when you hear they died before their time you are not shocked.
Your kids will never accept nor want to meet the next love in your life after you and their Mother split.
So if in school they don’t let men and women shower together because of the sexual ramifications, how does that work with gays.
I was at Duffy’s tonight when Sheryl Crowe’s ” Are You Strong Enough To Be My Man” came on. No problem baby unless that includes physically pushing you around.
It doesn’t matter what you think about it’s what you figure out that matters.
Sometimes the closer you get to things the less you see!
The reason a lot of successful people aren’t happy is because they are so busy succeeding they don’t shut down long enough to enjoy it.
You don’t become smart until you figure out how stupid you are.
Speaking of stupid, most of the young Ladies who seem attracted to me are “damsels in distress” and most of the Women I’m attracted to are broken. When you combine them they produce a new form of stress!
There is absolutely no correlation between your need for money and what you’re paid.
One of the most stressful things you’ll ever do is while your buddies are watching you, take that long walk across the dance floor and ask a girl to dance. Once you do that you can do anything.
I am currently writing a story about the legendary KVIL and even giving up some of her secrets such as the hiring of great talent. The Texas Hall Of Fame agrees with our hires because them are in there.
My Daughter Cami told me that not everyone gets my humor including her.
Even though I’m a better Father than my Father was I’m not even close to being the Man he was.
When I was a kid the Dee Jays were much bigger than the music so I’m wondering if there less talent today or did the music just get better.
Have you ever noticed how forgiving businessmen are of each others evil deeds.
Unfortunately most Doctors did not graduate from the top of their class.
Never forget “The dark side is at least 10 times more powerful than the bright side”
Most leaders of most countries are measured more by their charismatic attraction than they are by their deeds. Isn’t that right Mr. Kennedy and Mr. Trudeau.
Why are most condo boards always headed up people who have never been in charge of anything their entire life.