A few years ago my daughters, Candis and Cami, threw me a wonderful birthday party in San Diego. I was honored and surprised with how many of my Canadian and American friends from all over showed up to roast & toast me. (pictured on top, Candis & Cami & me) (next, left – right, Nance & Ron Chapman, me, Linda Duffy, Cami, Brynn, and Candis.) (next down, me and Gary Russell RIP) (last photo, Jack McCoy and me)
Living in West Palm Beach, I booked four tickets to San Diego and upgraded two of them to first and put Cami and her friend Brynn up there. Linda Duffy and I sat in the back where my plan was to have a couple of cocktails and relax before changing planes in Dallas. Unfortunately, that was not to be.
Sitting there chatting with Linda while enjoying my CC, I hear, “If there’s a doctor on board would they please make themselves known by pressing their call button.” I remember thinking, God I hope it’s not serious, but when a flight attendant who was headed to the back, locked eyes with me, I knew it was serious!
When I quickly got up front, I found Cami laid out on the floor half in and half out of the restroom. She was shaking and throwing up but thankfully we managed to get her settled down a little and back in her seat before we landed in Dallas. However, once we landed, she started up again, so they took her off on a stretcher. (she may have had a reaction to the nuts they serve in first class.)
Thank goodness we had a couple of hours before our next flight but she had to tough it out when we boarded our next flight because they wouldn’t let us on if she didn’t appear to be ok. Thank goodness Linda was along because I was just a basket case, so when we finally boarded Linda sat up front with Cami. Upon landing in San Diego, Linda told me that Cami had thrown up a few more times during the flight and to me, she still looked white as a ghost. However, after picking up our luggage and heading to our hotel in a taxi, I heard the sweetest words I’ve ever heard, “Daddy, I’m hungry, can we get a pizza?”
I would think that the chromosome count, XX for females and XY for males is still the best way to determine in what category an Olympic athlete or any athlete I would think, can compete.
Do liberals or Socialists ever laugh?
Do I understand this correctly, medical marijuana doesn’t get you high?
Why do people who left their homeland for America, still proudly wave the flag of the country they escaped from?
I’ve seen the newsreels and a lot of white people marched with Martin Luther King but I’ve never heard it mentioned?
Why don’t they have production people in the Radio Hall Of Fame? What was better on the radio than the promos Jack McCoy created for the last contest?
How come it never gets as good as it gets bad?
Didn’t we all wonder just how long it would take Jameis Winston of Tampa Bay to get in trouble again?
Speaking of thugs, don’t they all wish that we were as tolerant of them as the NFL is? Well, we’re not!
The only women I love unconditionally are my daughters; I have questions for the rest.
Speaking of daughters, I wonder how scary it is for my daughters to rely on me as their rock after hearing how irresponsible I am from their mothers?
I’ve heard that the reason that Canada wants to legalize recreational marijuana is so to better cope with their neighbors to the south.
I think Hollywood writers should disclose their political leanings before making a movie that attempts to make their fiction look like reality.
People tend only to reveal themselves when you can no longer help them.
America wasn’t created for the rich; it was designed for the folks who wanna be rich.
The 97% who gave up, all work for the 3% who didn’t.
Determination and perseverance are what changes the world, thinking that others are going to pitch in and help will only slow you down.
We only agree with statements that are about what we already believe.
You have to work at it to stay stupid.
The big difference between Michael Jordan and LeBron James is … When down by 1 with seconds left, Michael wants the ball, LeBron doesn’t.
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What the left still doesn’t get is the fact Hillary lost the election more than Trump won it. If the Democrats don’t get some good leadership soon, Trump bashing is just gonna get him reelected.
Because you’re left doesn’t make you right.
It should be against the law to report the stock market falling if you don’t report when it’s climbing.
All a revolution does is change the people at the top which doesn’t change the same old shit happening below.
I wonder what America would be like if the white middle class voted as a block like everybody else does.
The only people who understand how government assistance programs work, are those who abuse them.
So Washington, on a scale of 1-10 how goes your war on drugs and terror?
You would think that eventually, politicians would get bored with lining their own pockets and share some with the regular folks? Nope!
After watching Billy Bob Thorton in a few things like Goliath I’m convinced that he and his ilk can make a good script great. Unfortunately, even a great script can’t make a bad actor any good.
Now I hear that they want to expand the nominees for the Grammys so that more people can win. Hey, why don’t they just hand out participation trophies and be done with it?