FATE

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I wonder how much fate has to do with anything. On Saturday I was involved in a train accident that killed the driver of a Range Rover who must have been trying to beat the the train to the intersection. He lost in a tie. I use Tri Rail to get to the office because it’s usually on time. 4 hours after our accident I was sitting with a guy on the bus they were using to transport us to the train stop just beyond where the accident occurred. He told me a couple of stops back they had thrown some drunk Cuban guy off the train for causing some kind of ruckus. This delayed the train getting to my stop in Hollywood by about ten minutes. Usually when Tri Rail is running late they pick up speed to make up some time and I’m sure we must have been doing about 80 MPH when we struck the SUV. Had there been no drunk on the train that day probably none of this would have happened. Oh yeah, and there was a full moon too. Strange strange day!

Sometimes when one chapter of your life ends you look back on it regretfully for too long and miss the beginning of an even better one.

Have you noticed that the telling of the time seems to have disappeared from the radio.

When blood is not involved love is very conditional.

Sex is only one of the forms affection comes in but I must admit it’s a big one.

Speaking of sex, Bobby Cole saw a study that claimed Men who help out around the home receive less sex than those who don’t.

There are only two ways to get out of a funk … A good laugh or a long sleep.

Last week while riding Tri Rail we hit a Range Rover. This week we are hunting for Hummers.

Most people in America would really prefer a Benevolent Dictator because they have no idea who the hell to vote for and that’s why they don’t vote.

Champions deserve special privileges!

The most memorable things ever said to me were said by Women. My the top 5 are…          (1) But I love you!                                                                                                                            (2) I want to do something with you you’ve never done with any other woman.                (3) What do I have to do to get you to talk dirty to me?                                                             (4) The real reason Reid dislikes me is because I can f**k you and he can’t!                       (5) How’s your morning going so far?

No matter how much you may have accomplished on your own you still owe thanks to someone.

We know what others should do it’s what we should do that’s the mystery.

If you got to do it all over again what part of your life would you leave out.

You deserve everything that happens to you if you marry for any other reason than love.

Rock ‘N Roll was simply the result of the fusion of R&B to Country Music.

One of the casualties of the British Invasion years ago was Top 40 Radio.

Bob Gaudio of the 4 Seasons once told me the Mob owned most of his early songs but seeing as he was only 15 and owned 3 cars without even having a drivers license he didn’t care. Now he cares!

The reason I like great air talent is because I can’t do it myself. Hell if I could do it how special could it be and how would you make a buck from doing it.

No Man is immune to a beautiful Woman!

I know why I am what I am I’m just not qualified to fix it.

Jerry Lewis was once asked by a shrink if he had any other skills he could use to make a living because he was sure he could fix but he told Jerry he might not be funny anymore. Jerry got up and left never to return and to this day is still f**ked up!

My Daughter Cami is going to be in a Dance Marathon in March dancing for kids who are unable to dance because of an illness. I am very proud of her helping them out and would appreciate you helping my Daughter out by clicking on this link.

 

 

6 thoughts on “FATE

  1. The telling of the time on the radio disappeared with the live people who used to do that as part of their jobs. Voice tracks never tell the time. All VT’s tell us is how little some radio people care about their listeners any more.

  2. (4) The real reason Reid dislikes me is because I can f**k you

    RadMan, you know Harry freaking Reid? Man, you do travel in a heavy circle.

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