Despicable Words. (new geo blog for Sept 12/16)

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As much as I would love to have my father Sandy Johns around these days there would be no way I could explain today’s world to him. Orphaned at four and on his own at fourteen he lived a very difficult life and went through some very tough times. He survived a couple of World Wars, a depression and the death of my sister Sandra but came out of it all as the most honest man I’ve ever met. There was no way my brother Reg and I ever got to sit around we had to work and he really didn’t care what kind of work we did as long as it was honest.
When my father retired to British Columbia the rule was that you got to collect unemployment insurance fo a year but there was no way that I could get him to apply for it. He looked at it as welfare and no matter how hard I tried to convince him that it was just an insurance policy he wouldn’t hear of it. He was very proud of the fact that he had made it through his whole life without any assistance from the government so he sure as hell wasn’t going to start now.

MORE THOUGHTS DESIGNED TO GET YOU THINKING

Despicable words when whispered into your ear by a beautiful woman take on a whole new meaning.
 
If women really want a sensitive man how come they always go home with Clint Eastwood? 
 
If your QB is not headed for the HOF your team is not likely going to the Superbowl, just sayin’ Miami. 
 
You need to start living like you’re dying ’cause you’re well on your way.
 
Just getting up off your ass can turn any dream into a plan. 
 
You usually end up arriving at the place you’ve always wanted to be. 
 

For a better life just do what the old song says, “Accentuate The Positive, Eliminate The Negative, And Don’t Mess With Mr. in Between.

Jim Hilliard always claimed that anybody can sell good ratings which Reid Reker recently reconfirmed when he pointed out the obvious. They don’t put Billboards up on dirt roads.>
 
WTF is correct about politically correct?
 
Talk may be cheap but action sure ain’t.
 
Social media can kill anything, let’s get started. What ya got on your list? 
 
I was rich until becoming distracted by a beautiful woman or was it three.
 
Talk may be cheap but action sure ain’t.
 
Never be afraid to do what you’re afraid to do.
 
Even beautiful women sometimes sleep alone because no matter how beautiful they are there’s always some guy who is tired of their sh#t.
 
You never see a gorgeous woman at a bus stop.
 
In order to have a decent relationship with any woman, you have to trust her even if she’s not trustworthy.
 
A woman’s wants excite me her needs do not.
 
The greatest honor a man can ever bestow on a woman is asking her to marry him.
 
Sometims a woman rejecting you can later be celebrated as an unanswered prayer.
 
I think we should keep Ryan Lochte’s deceit alive as long as we have Brian Williams’.
 
Woody Hayes once said that there is nothing more soul cleansing than getting the hell kicked out of you.
 
Speaking of football Shug Jordan of Auburn said that we should always remember that the giant was a 40 point favorite over David.
 
According to Joe Namath when you win nothing hurts.
 
Why do they insist on spelling congradulations c-o-n-g-r-a-t-u-l-a-t-i-o-n-s.
 
Laughter is so contagious that you don’t even have to understand what we’re all laughing at.
 
No matter how softly praise is spoken it’s always heard.
 

Doesn’t everyone wish they could sing?

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2 thoughts on “Despicable Words. (new geo blog for Sept 12/16)

  1. They spell it “c-o-n-g-r-a-t-u-l-a-t-i-o-n-s”, because from all sources I have checked say it is the correct way of spelling it.

    • The somewhat sarcastic point I was trying to make Doug was that we pronounce it with a “D” but spell it with a “T” 🙂 Kinda like spell check claims that I spell both my daughter’s names incorrectly. Candis & Cami.

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