I think a worthy quest might be to find out once and for all if there really is such a thing as … Too much money, too fun, too beautiful, too fast, too big, too sexy, too wise, too young, too strong, too funny, too majestic, too small, too exciting, too clear, too far, too healthy, too good, too naughty, too gifted, too suggestive, too agressive, too mean, too warm, too vain, too ugly, too huge, too mysterious, too Sensuous, too nice, too skinny, too high, too teaceful, too smart, too friendly, too now, too wet, too truthful, too perfect, too special, too well endowed, too rare, too happy, too pretty, too uptight, too solid, too ravishing, too blonde, too grand, too cute, too old, too faithful, too loyal, too successful, too horny, too tall, too cheap, too talented, too good, too wonderful, too reasonable, too together, too industrious, too lovely, too hip, too today, too tight, too timely, too much or just plain too f**king cool?
OTHER THOUGHTS I HAVE ABOUT OTHER THINGS
Sometimes the most complicated questions have the simplest of answers.
When I first moved to Ottawa, my new radio station was in the middle of negotiating with a union. However, when they wanted the all-night guy paid more than our superstar morning man because as they said, his job was tougher. It was the last time I took any of them seriously.
Speaking of Canada I find that the French people who winter down here in South Florida are much friendlier than those in Quebec and they also speak English.
I read that 24% of the world thinks that America stands in the way of World Peace. On the other hand, only 6% think China does, and 2% think Russia gets in the way.
I’m much better looking, smarter, braver, and sexier, texting than I am on the phone.
Living well is much better than living longer.
Growing up is one of the toughest things you ever have to do. Both of my daughters have managed it well, but I continue to struggle.
It’s the fear of death that keeps us pursuing life.
Only when your buddies start dropping around you, do you, realize that you’re no longer a bulletproof nor a “Young Turk.”
The good news is that 93% of Americans still listen to the radio, but the bad news is who would listen to it if they had to pay for the privilege.
When I was growing up at home I don’t ever remember it being about me. That sure changed and I can only wonder what we’ve created.
If your ship seems to be taking too long to come in you may consider swimming out to it.
It’s pretty easy to figure out who’s doing the boss. They’re the person who starts ordering everybody around shortly after the affair begins.
Most people resist learning but enjoy teaching.
There are just as many rich politicians living in Mexico as there are in America. How come nobody asks them why their citizens are leaving.
There is more talent off the air now than on it.
“It’s not personal it’s only business” is a ridiculous phrase created by some wimpy businessmen hoping that it would keep them from getting the s**t kicked out of them for their greedy actions.
What we did in our leisure time is what we will be most remembered for.
When you count up all the people in government agencies and private charities we may have more people helping the poor than we do poor people.
I remember when a radio station used to have enough airstaff to field a baseball team. Today, I don’t think they could field a team by using the staff of the whole station.
Most of the politicians are rich and getting richer and 99% of us ain’t. Who the hell do you suppose are they represent?
Wouldn’t it be great if the politicians needed more from us than just our vote?
To be happy one must be balanced. However, to feed the family, somebody needs to be obsessed about money.
When my folks were young, the slogan of the day was “better dead than red.” What’s the new one?
Has a woman ever been outed about being sexist, a black called racist, or a Jewish person accused of being prejudice?
I live in fear of Duffy’s coming out with a new menu is because that usually means that along with putting a couple of new things on it, the old prices just went up.
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