Later that night when I called trainer Thom and told him that not only had I beat my nephew and had come in third, I also finished ahead of Jeff Galloway who was probably dogging it. Thom said, “Well that’s his story, yours is that you beat him.
A line in the old song “Summertime” explains exactly how it still works. “Your Daddy’s rich and your Ma’s good lookin’, so hush little baby don’t you cry.”
I understand that back in my homeland, Trudeau is trying to make recreational marijuana legal in October to celebrate my birthday. Hell, what’s the rush Dude, I don’t even partake.
I was just reading that if you want to rent a two bedroom house in California, you need to make at least $30.92 an hour. In Florida, it takes $20.68 an hour, but if you’ll consider living in Alabama, you can slide by on $13.72 an hour. Go Tide!
I was educated in a pool hall on my way home from school.
The only way to be right is not to be afraid of being wrong.
Back when more folks were afraid of the police, I believe fewer people died.
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I hear that Kim Jong Un wants McDonald’s built right next to the Trump Tower in North Korea.
We’re all prejudice about something. Fucking liberals, fucking conservatives, fucking socialists, fucking rich people, fucking welfare people, fucking mouthy athletes and musicians, fucking politicians, fucking salespeople, fucking jocks, fucking bosses, fucking staff, fucking women, fucking men, fucking cops, fucking post office, fucking bums, fucking DMV, and if you’re from Canada, the fucking French.
Just guessing here but I rather doubt that it was a standing president who decided that there should be a term limit for presidents but not for Congress?
I wonder what Chuck Berry spent all that money on that he didn’t spend on musicians?
White men may not know how to jump, but they sure know how to play soccer.
Have you ever heard of a radio market where the sales department led a radio station into battle?
Being boring on the radio has a longer shelf life than being obnoxious does.
I think the real purpose of Billboards is so that your sales staff doesn’t have to hear from a potential client, “Never heard of ya.”
How come in the movies they leave the car door open; women fall when running, and the folks trying to escape from thugs always go up?
Who was it and when was it decided that it would be ok to take a personal call while customers were waiting?