While dating the Hunny Bunny (above right) for a couple of years, not only did my friends rag on me about our age difference, but they also didn’t want me bringing her around their wives because they would no longer be allowed to hang out with me.
So, even though she claimed that age was just a number, I decided to move on after a couple of great years. (Man, I miss her!)
Obviously, I didn’t learn my lesson because now I’m excited to say that Sammanthia, who is turning 21 soon, seems interested in a little plan I’ve come up with. (Above left )
First, I take Sam shopping at Victoria’s Secret, which I’m very excited about because I know Victoria’s secret. (they encourage the ladies companions to join them in the dressing room)
Next, we board a plane bound for Malibu Beach, where after a few fun days in the sun, we then slip over to Tahoe for even more fun.
Now I’m thinking, maybe the Hunny Bunny was a little too old for me?
Oh, by the way, Sammanthia I also promised to make you famous didn’t I? Well, you now are, happy birthday.
In my day when you bought your first guitar, as soon as you could play “Louie Louie,” you started a band. What’s the entry-level tune today?
Men and Women are nothing alike but for the most part, we’re all pretty happy about it.
My Daughter Candis once said to me … Dad, the Women you get involved with all seem to get your money, but none of them get you, do they?
Speaking of money, how much of it a person makes is not the proper measuring stick to judge how talented they may or may not be.
How come at most restaurants you never have to get anybody’s attention to take your plate away!
When you hear the words … I wonder who she’s sleeping with accurately describes the activity they were wondering about.
Speaking of that special kind of activity … If in the middle of making love, you wonder for a moment if she’s sleeping with anyone else, it’s your last chance to run.
You don’t become smart until you figure out how stupid you are.
Speaking of stupid, most of the young ladies who appear attracted to me are “damsels in distress,” and the Women I’m attracted to are broken. When you put us together, we produce a new strain of stress!
There is absolutely no correlation between your need for money and what you’re paid.
Never forget the fact that the dark side is at least 10 times more powerful than the bright side”
Most leaders of most countries are measured more by their charismatic attraction than they are by their deeds. Isn’t that right, Mr. Kennedy and Mr. Trudeau.
Why are most condo boards filled with people who have never been in charge of anything in their entire life?
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