#3 All-Time Geo’s Media Blog (Age is just a #) 05/29/2013

While dating the Hunny Bunny (above right) for a couple of years, not only did my friends rag on me about our age difference, but they also didn’t want me bringing her around their wives because they would no longer be allowed to hang out with me.
So, even though she claimed that age was just a number, I decided to move on after a couple of great years. (Man, I miss her!)

Obviously, I didn’t learn my lesson because now I’m excited to say that Sammanthia, who is turning 21 soon, seems interested in a little plan I’ve come up with. (Above left )

First, I take Sam shopping at Victoria’s Secret, which I’m very excited about because I know Victoria’s secret. (they encourage the ladies companions to join them in the dressing room)
Next, we board a plane bound for Malibu Beach, where after a few fun days in the sun, we then slip over to Tahoe for even more fun.

Now I’m thinking, maybe the Hunny Bunny was a little too old for me?
Oh, by the way, Sammanthia I also promised to make you famous didn’t I? Well, you now are, happy birthday.

GEO’S LIFE-LINERS

In my day when you bought your first guitar, as soon as you could play “Louie Louie,” you started a band. What’s the entry-level tune today?

Men and Women are nothing alike but for the most part, we’re all pretty happy about it.

My Daughter Candis once said to me … Dad, the Women you get involved with all seem to get your money, but none of them get you, do they?

Speaking of money, how much of it a person makes is not the proper measuring stick to judge how talented they may or may not be.

If it’s politically incorrect but true, do you still have to keep your mouth shut?
 
OK how about if it’s politically incorrect but you are under oath, what then?
 

How come at most restaurants you never have to get anybody’s attention to take your plate away!

When you hear the words … I wonder who she’s sleeping with accurately describes the activity they were wondering about.

Speaking of that special kind of activity … If in the middle of making love, you wonder for a moment if she’s sleeping with anyone else, it’s your last chance to run.

You may be only one more try away from succeeding.
 
There is a very real list we all have in our heads that consists of some people whom when you hear they died before their time you are not shocked.
 
Your kids will never accept nor want to meet the next love in your life after you and their Mother split.
 
So if in school they don’t let men and women shower together because of the sexual ramifications, how does that work with gays.
 
I was at Duffy’s tonight when Sheryl Crowe’s ” Are You Strong Enough To Be My Man” came on the speakers. No problem baby unless that means physically pushing you around?
 
It doesn’t matter what you think about it’s what you figure out that matters. 
 
Sometimes the closer you get to things the less you see!
 
The reason a lot of successful people aren’t happy is mostly because they are so busy succeeding that they never take the time to enjoy it.
 

You don’t become smart until you figure out how stupid you are.

Speaking of stupid, most of the young ladies who appear attracted to me are “damsels in distress,” and the Women I’m attracted to are broken. When you put us together, we produce a new strain of stress!

There is absolutely no correlation between your need for money and what you’re paid.

One of the most stressful things you’ll ever do is while your buddies are watching you, take that long walk across the dance floor and ask a girl to dance. Once you do that you can do anything.
 
I am currently writing a story about the legendary KVIL and even giving up some of her secrets such as the hiring of great talent. The Texas Hall Of Fame agrees with our hires because most of them are in there.
 
My Daughter Cami told me that not everyone gets my humor including her.
 
Even though I’m a better Father than my Father was, I’m not even close to being as good a man as he was.
 
When I was a kid the Dee Jays were much bigger than the music so I’m wondering if there less talent today or did the music just get better.
 
Have you ever noticed how forgiving businessmen are of each other’s evil?
 
Unfortunately, most Doctors did not graduate from the top of their class.
 

Never forget the fact that the dark side is at least 10 times more powerful than the bright side”

Most leaders of most countries are measured more by their charismatic attraction than they are by their deeds. Isn’t that right, Mr. Kennedy and Mr. Trudeau.

Why are most condo boards filled with people who have never been in charge of anything in their entire life?

Geo’s Media Blog is an inside look at Radio, Music, Movies, and Life. For a sneak peek at some upcoming Blogs or to see some that you may have missed, go to Geo’s Media Blog @ GeorgeJohns.com. On Twitter @GeoOfTheRadio. Sharing and commenting appreciated.

 

13 thoughts on “#3 All-Time Geo’s Media Blog (Age is just a #) 05/29/2013

  1. Cool! When you are going to be in Laguna, Newport or around there…..we gotta get together….somebody I want you to meet!

  2. George – please register for Google Authorship so you get all the credit for your great articles. Also, consider having your commentaries videotaped for higher rankings. Find out more about what Google wants – and how Google rewards you for your contributions. Like my Facebook page and stay up to date at:
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    • No you didn’t Bobby, You, Reid and Bill Stairs thought she was God’s gift to me for some good deeds I had done in the past which of course I no longer can recollect.

  3. I think you just talked me out of buying a condo. I had forgotten about all those little Hitlers in the making. When they get bored, the board resorts to all sorts of ridiculous and strange maneuvers. They must have a reason for being.
    Bruce

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